So.. there’s this toilet stall I use from time to time and on the wall it has this poster promo thing and on it has this beautiful woman smiling, I like holding pecker as I go and pretend we’re stealing a cheeky moment as she’s watching me pee. 🙂

I’m a c** guzzler but nobody will feed me their c** where are you Corvallus or Stinky Pete I’ll be your boi

I want a Daddy to love me and f*** me

My biggest wish is for women to make me their b!tch. Just walk all over me lady and do whatever you please with me …

My biggest wish is for women to make me their b!tch. Just walk all over me lady and do whatever you please with me …

Presto Nagerz Robert man: of course I know it’s u, one guy for most of that. I don’t think you are actual KAM bc that’s a truly disturbed person. You are some young male in it for the lulz, but u r a f****** racist. Hate isn’t funny.

If...

I want a guy who successfully completes No Nut November this year to unload all over my gorgeous ebony wife’s face while smelling her nylon toes (if he likes that). Would fly her anywhere to see this happen.

Over the past 2 weeks, I’ve been becoming more and more attracted to one of my staff members. It’s gotten so bad, it’s to the point where if I hear he’s been with other women, I secretly become jealous and have to repress the urge to invite him into my...

I think guys in military uniforms look great. The problem is… I find it the hottest if it’s a uniform of a country I hate. What even is wrong with me.

Trump, no different than a menacing stalker after a breakup. She is Mine! No different than an addict losing his fix. I am using my position of power to self-medicate! TW. No different thsn an abused toddler covering himself with faeces. Grunt Grunt! No different than Captain Ahab. That whale...

Hey Ravi I bet you have a hairy backsnatch

I think firefighters are so f****** hot. Like seriously, I think it’s my fantasy to be saved by a firefighter and then to fall in love with him. Their uniforms look cool, they’re strong, handsome, heroic, badass and the list goes on. I’d kill to get railed by a firefighter...

My sister should get a wii and get indebted to the Nintento overlords!

I’m pretty sure I’m bisexual, but I’ve never gone beyond kissing another woman. I’m s******* adventurous and fantasize about a t********. I’m married now to a man who doesn’t even believe in foreplay.. I don’t know how I will survive the next 30+ years.

Thanks for the Sweet JIZZLE JUICE Miami!

– CORVALLUS

I just want to live in music forever and ever until I grow old with wrinkled smile.

If you got a hairy s***** I want to eat it $100 Hundred Dollars! CORVALLUS will pay to each your hairy s***** sit on my face cream me HMU on bbrt ladies

I dont pray for anyone, not the evangelicals or the right wing mooks or my rich friends. God is a wuss. Bring back the lifeless sea of lavs that this land once was. Then it will be grest. It is true, for I am Trump.

i wanna feel what death feels like

I belong in an oubliette, because that is where my mind and heart have always been. -Trump

I wish you would f*** me.

God I f****** hope you get so badly assaulted it drives you to commit suicide

bpx

Jizzleedoodah haterz

I’ve seen something like this before. I have a fantasy of going down on my sister in law and either not letting her c** until I f*** her, of letting her c** and f****** her until she cums again. And I bet she gives great bjs.

I am Sasquatch

I wish your work would send you down here so I can see you again. I want to taste those lips. I want you to hold me. I love you more than anything.

1. Akira Fudo as Devilman
1. Majin Vegeta
2. Soma Mizuno
3. Black Goku
4. Ohma Tokita
5. Broly
6. Evil Buu

Order in which anime characters I wish I could f*** .. bc real boys are stupid. 🙂

Akira is s*** as f***...

I face fucked my bf but not in the way that you think more in the sense of I pretended and imagined my ex face on his

Felt so h**** today so i decided trying to s*** on a banana pretending it was a d*** (with the peel still on ofc), got me so turned on! So this is my new thing now….
Is it weird?

I fantasize 24-7 about torturing Yorkies. I want to smash them with my boots then keep them alive as long as possible so they can suffer then finally drown them. It’s all I want out of life.

I want finger a lesbian. Only if she’s hot.

I have a piss fetish, read on if you want. So I have a thing for piss, and I know it’s gross. But I can’t help it, it just feels so good to be covered in it, to use it as lube, to hold it in my mouth while m***********....

when will I fall in love again? i feel nothing.

I want to do sexting,i really wanna do it, i want any girl to see my d***, obviously if she wants to see it only, is there any girl who wants to do sexting ??

I may have everything together upstairs, but I’ve managed some fulfillment in life without having to r*** the US Constitution.

I have a best friend and we would occasionally share p*** with eachother (we are both guys btw) and eventually he asked since I was bisexual if I’d ever let a guy f*** me, I said yes. He asked if I’d be down to let him do it to me,...

i work with this girl dawn and i want to f*** her so bad i wanna pull her hair as i fill her mouth with my c**

I am Trump here to collect the debt you owe me. I am putting everything on the line for you, working hard golfing. I resist everyone in the name of order! All my adorers have the exact same thoughts and DNA! Right? Right. Order! We are under attack, while I...

Trump Lovers and Peons of Trumpistan! You were historically chosen as chumps to the aristocracy. If you call yourself a survivalist or dominant, you have latched your identity to that which you think you are surviving. You’re also at the mercy of nature and liberals. Who would you hate without...