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Corvallus: my b**** goes on a rollercoaster every time I read one of your nasty posts, I wish I could be a slutty slurp boi for all the daddies, you are my role model

“I want a wife who would walk all over me, call me bad names and use me as her ragdoll. I want her to spit in my face and make me her slave. I will bark for her if she wanted me to. I would lick her boots if she...

Fetish.

love?

DADDY!

If I had no morals I’d love to kidnap and torture the cold blooded murderers, abusers, burglars, basically anyone who has malicious intent against another and acts upon it and make them regret being born. I wish I was powerful enough to find their houses and make them suffer. All...

When Covid’s over, I think I’ll make an account on tinder and some other dating apps and use them just to find people as lonely as I am who want to f***

8 means:

it means: Mythagoras or Pythagoras.

Alchemy or Magic = Same = 1 = 0 = 8.

i want a cute guy to beg me to piss in his mouth. i want him to be turned on by it and j******* while he’s covered in my piss.

I adore listening to Exoplanets8 while I’m getting my backpussy plowed by blacks arabs and dark latinos! It’s my soundtrack to having my sissysuitcase seeded!

Exoplanets8 are the greatest cumpig band IN THE WORLD! I’ve got fresh poppers and a rubber fist, who wants to listen to some EXOPLANETS8...

i hope my biological mother gets brutally raped and tortured. i want her to be kidnapped and skinned alive, left to rot as acid burns her skin. getting f****** worked up over what? saray if you’re f****** reading this you’re a horrible person. call me a f****** horrible person for...

I very much want to be given an attractive young woman age 24-30 and her sole purpose would be to please me in any way I wanted.

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f*** me raw daddies and...

This story is ’bout a n*****
His name was Levy C***

He walked into a cafe
He thought he’d get a bite
He thought that they would serve him since they passed the civil rights
The waitress told him no
And that he’d better go

btw that mein furher stuff.
Ur lucky I’m still alive, and I don’t want to kill jew or any other race,
sorry if you get offended.

But, considering what the virtual market has put me through I believe it is justified to joke about this if it about...

that dude…literally read my “mein furher” comments. lol
well if the muslims are doing something illegal, of course. if i were pharoah if they didn’t repent of course. turn them into bread, or… something else because they’d make lousy bread.

This is the biggest relief sellers have gotten in...

Expressing my feeling’s on you’re step’s while the sun shinedown it’s light an warmth🖤

I had an affair with my first cousin “Tanya” several years ago. We both ended it when I was 18, but I still think it was pretty hot. During our affair, we kissed each other many times, held hands, linked arms, made out while we were both t******, bottomless and...

Not to be one of those h**** posts but

I dont know why but I legitimately want to be filled with c**.

When I think logically about it, I never want to have children. I’m not even a big fan of s** to begin with but sometimes I cant...

To: “America has been surrendering to the rest of the world since 1492” Me: tell that to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, b**** 🙂

To: Biden wants to surrender to the rest of the world. Me: Seems only natural. America has been surrendering to the rest of the world since 1492.

I wish I could give my best buddy Jay back rubs and blowjobs all the time. He wouldn’t have to do a thing but relax and enjoy

I WANT REVENANT FROM APEX LEGENDS TO ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISH ME
F***
I AINT GAY BUT DAMN
MURDER ROBOT GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPA WAY

I live someplace not here.

I want Jotaro Kujo from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure to f****** rearrange my guts. He’s so f****** hot. I want Jotaro to ram his c*** into me and bite my neck and destroy me so bad that I can’t f****** walk. Him, young Joseph Joestar, and Caesar Zeppeli. All f****** me...

I wish I had the guts to jump off the balcony.

I dream about killing everyone who is dumb who was violent towards smart people because those dumb people didn’t do their homework and think it’s “unfair” that I know more or other people know more.

I dream about hearing them scream and experience the pain they have attempted to inflict...

I’ve been wanting to watch you since forever. Ah, the thoughts I was having whenever I looked your way.

i want to f*** Jazz Jennings throatpussy every day for the rest of my life

I want my wife to take all the boys at a 1000 person high school. And I want to s*** the guys before and after they f*** her without a condom. I bet some of them will c** in my mouth and never feel her v*****. I am so hard...

I just want to go to China and either blow their cities up or release a new super germ (one that the rest of the world is immune to) so that those filthy little street shitters with the ugly skin and buck teeth would disappear forever and won’t be able...

Woman at work keeps eyeing me but we’re both married. She brushes up against me ‘accidentally’ all the time. I know it’s wrong but I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be with her. The way she looks at me gets me rock hard. It’s like...

Me cave man. Me see smart people talk in secret idea language and me jealous. Why they not hate. Me bash with club. Me Donald Trump.

miss feeling in love

Trump is a joke, you fat baboons that voted for him. Look at all that s*** stuck in his s*** teeth. No mental hygeine. Mentally, Trump is hunchbacked, anemic, gonhorrral, with green teeth and sour acrid breath. Sorry for you blind suckers who voted for him. He is an overt...

As a teen virgin, I wish I could get raped by an older guy, who would teach me how to be a c*** loving s***.

I’ve been touching myself to the thought of you the past 3 nights. Yesterday, I came three times in a row and still felt hungry for your touch, for your curiosity, for your submission. I can’t wait to share my office with you and show you everything those insignificant Tinder...

Do you want to breed
In my backsnatch in a Caddy
I’ll S*** You Off you hairy guy
Do you want to breed
In my backsnatch in a Caddy
I’ll S*** You Off you hairy guy
Do you want to breed with me
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Triggered!!! ROFLROFLROFL

– CORVALLUS HADERACH