WASHINGTON 《Reuters) The Al-anon Shaman successfully invaded the Senate chamberpot on Saturday, after the stick up rhe GOP’s semicolon refused to dislodge. The Shaman got McConnell to admit illegally receiving pearl necklaces and getting c**-drunk The maximum sentence is to permanently be Mitch McConnell.

My name is Raj Randhawa and I’m a sissy. I want to be dominated by one or more strong men. I’ve kept this a secret for too long and I can’t hold it in any longer. Please contact me at 306-653-9777

I hope my mother gets brutally gangraped to death and have her corpse cut up into several pieces and fed to fish

With enough marathon s** and free drugs we’ll have you back to being a 9/10 and then you can go find a dude who isnt trash.

You should f*** me for cash and free drugs while Andy is at work lol. The offer’s open if you ever want to take me up on it, just get a hold of me.

Puddles where are you? Im h**** and Ive got 100 bucks to throw away on you. I call you puddles because you love sitting/laying in it even though I never asked you to.

i take lots of drugs warping my mind then go to gay bathhouses and playdens and “sleaze” my “greazed backsnatch” to men who unload their s**** into my r***** and mouth. when i am drugged up i have a primal need for only seed, i am a deranged maniac for...

BUCKSHIT, FL- The Maga Clinic announced today that they will create another Primadonna Trump by lobotomizing an eel. The eel will then be berated and forced toupee.

i wish i was a cumdump for a s*** ladyboy

I stripped naked, laid on the table and threw my legs back behind my head. Lugard placed the paper towel roll tube in my r***** and prepared the gerbil.

freeeeeedommmm! wtf do ya’ll pasty patriots even mean by that? You will NEVER be free from your guns even when the last of us hairy liberals done gone. Assume the posution boi. If ya’ll nade raffles just to guard more raffles then yer chasin yer own dimwit tails. Ya’ll are...

will std man w**** Alan Waller Ordoñez “this deep well” die soon?

can anyone please tell me what the theme is tonight at Cleo’s Lounge? First timer.

My ultimate fantasy is to watch my wife take 100 men, and all 100 men will c** in her p****. I will lick up all the c** and also f*** her with other men’s c** inside her p****. I want another 100 men at the same time to be c******...

I wish I was spitroasted by the transgender versions of the chicks from Dirty Pair, get my a** analed by anime!

I’d enjoy stabbing most of you to death

Well see how fast your broken body can run for it’s life when it’s 9 months pregnant.

would you drain Yasmin Dornelles dry?

I know i would

MMMMMMMMMMM

Corvallis you’re a rat, I’ve been waiting for this podcast or a video of you getting your backsnatch worn out for a year!

KARMA FOR THE ENEMIES OF NATURE AND ALCHEMY

get your wife to drive the trucks. truckin t***** granny on runs.

Here I am again fantasizing about riding random dicks. I wonder if I wasn’t a virgin would I be a complete s*** & or is it actually because I’ve had no d*** the reason why I fantasize about it so much? I want d*** badly. So very very badly.

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– CORVALLUS

@Corvallus what’s the biggest jizzlestick you’ve ever had up your BACKSNATCH?

I believe In the Phallus.

I believe in the Divinity of the Phallus, symbolized by Priapus, the graven manifestation of God C***. Through worship of the Holy Phallus, my body, my s********, my spirituality and my life become one with all men.

I believe in the Beauty of the Phallus,...

Id like to be in your a******

— Stretchnuts Steve

In the last couple of days, I masturbated twice in the middle of the night over two of my lady friends, and I don’t feel very pleased with myself over what I had done because I should not fantasize over friends in object of my s***** desires. I should be...

To: I woke up with my sister in my arms..

Reply: damn man, congrats. Hope you fertilized her, if she’s taking c** like that. Bet she’d look amazing with a baby bump.

Only desirable people have haters. Value gets Attention.

Current obsessive fantasy: spending a rainy day afternoon with my ex wife f****** my brains out with a s*******.

if women weren’t drawn in by the profits of male aggressiveness, then maybe men would not appear as ugly. Of course if you can’t comproomise, you will always be a victim.

Has anyone ever been dicked down or dicked down any of the, pardon the expression, FAGGOTS on here? If so which one and how was it?

—-married and bicurious

Re: People here to confess.. yes I’ve learned a lot and enjoy the zany and colorful characters on here! Lots of laughs and absurdity. Im a middle aged college professor (she/her) and it’s some of the best performance art I read.

Tried to think of a funny name but...

People here to confess learn about things they never knew existed like Cumunions, backsnatch bacchanalias, alligator fuckhouses, Disney Magical Express (RIP), Calle Ocho, Shebeef, huffing jungle juice poppers, Cleo’s Lounge, S**** Lords, we live in different worlds

Well, today is the 16th, what you “Patriots” waiting on? The FBI said you goofy motherfuckers were planning ..”protests” at state capitals from the 16th til inauguration or whatever. When does the show start? 🍿🍿🍿🍿

I saw some sissy queer hanging out by the Arbys, I asked him if he was Corvallus, he said he could be for $20. I came home and ate my Beef and Cheddar, and i’m thinking Ima go back and get my c*** sucked for twenty bucks.

To the b******* fantasy . I had fucked my hubby’s best friend . While hubby watched. Then hubby had a cream pie for dinner. Licked that p**** clean . Then I road this guys d*** for another round .

I want to watch my wife s*** another c*** and kiss her afterwards

To: My neighbor came by again today for me to rub her off.

Reply: hope you pump her full and knock her up. She’s in this world for that reason.

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– CORVALLUS SHULGIN