I once tongue-kissed a woman in line for the beer gardens at a dragon boat race, after she said she liked my team jacket
Shoresy #69
Hold yer hand steady, grab the carver and squint your eye, carve the pumpkin till it dies, carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father never could.
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃
Can’t stop beating my meat to i***** p*** and b********** p*** im a p*** slave
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
Six simple words: S*** all c**** breed all backsnatches! Will solve all the world’s problems and lead to a new golden age with our Queen Gator Lady
Just Piss on my face.
I wanna bang and Impregnate a nun. The idea of taking away her purity and putting an unholy baby in her belly just sounds so f****** hot!
i wish i could stop time and just move while everything else is still, but i can make things move with my speed too
I’m a bisexual 16 year old male who fantasizes about getting raped by an older man. I’ve had a*** s** before with another boy and it felt amazing. Now I want more, I want to be taken by an older man and fucked senseless. I know It might be wrong...
I took last and will take this Thursday off, but when I see Laura and her delicious shebeef, my hole wont be empty for at least four hours.
– CORVALLUS
I am looking for a man who can host, that wants to put their p**** into my a***, and to pump their p**** into my r***** til they reach climax and release their ejaculate into my r*****, flooding my lower colon.
HMU on BarebackRT
I am a fucked up genius. I can’t be pregnant <3
This website should be deleted.
Terrance Zdunich. Actor of Graverobber from repo, Lucifer from TDC, the teacher guy from The Tutor, etc…Yes, him. Well, i have an admitted weight gain and stuffing kink, for starters. Anyways, whatever character he plays i have an undying urge to see get softer and chubbier, tearing through clothes, bursting...
Where can I find a very h**** tall s*** intimidating guy who whos packing long meat and wont take No for an answer?
I want to be a Neo-Nazi with my own ideals but similar to the sense of hatred that Hitler had for Jewish people. I hope to apply those ideals in reality.
Ideals similar to Mobile Suit Gundam’s Neo-Zeon.
I want a white man with a furry and fragrant backbush to spread them cheeks wide for my 100% Mandingo Meat
I want a white woman who is about to get divorced to record herself sucking my d*** and eating my a**, then send it to her ex husband after the divorce and say “ I’ve been doing this for years. “
Police should be abolished!
In its stead will be an organization called the Foundation for Law and Government (FLAG) which will employ several people and artificial-intelligence black Pontiac Trans Ams. They will travel around the country in tractor-trailers, responding to wrongdoing. The Trans Ams will be able to drive in...
I really just want to see these two B** coworkers of mine aggressively bump their bellies together over and over again (sumo style)!
The Book Is Closed. The End. 🔐
I wanna rub noses with Lauren Boebert so bad lol
CORVALLUS
Alan
I wish the niggeronian, Corvallus, Clark Hallisey, cream gene and all these cocksmoker queers would get off this site. I don’t like hearing stories about g****** even though it does get my b**** bouncing sometimes it’s sick because it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Listen to Joel Osteens...
you are some psychopaths responding to my s***, coming up with different names to match my “psychosis” f*** me man Breed My Backsnatch rofl I think that’s what i wrote the first time i posted a craigslist ad for Sucker Chuck, and goddamn if they didnt come out of the...
I want to twirl with tears in my eyes wishing I could have been more brave when I was younger… My life would be VERY different today.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t care what humans think is...
“Golden Rule”: “do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
My whole life I’ve liked boys… I have a boyfriend, but before we got together I wanted to experience what it would be like to have s** with another girl… So we have our solution, a t********. He wants me to ask girls and be up front...
