Hold yer hand steady, grab the carver and squint your eye, carve the pumpkin till it dies, carve it good like it’s made of wood, and beat it like your father never could.
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃
My finger nails scratching at your windows, better lock the door. For when I enter, your body hits the floor as Satan claims your soul for hell on a Halloween night
Demon Kane
Can’t stop beating my meat to i***** p*** and b********** p*** im a p*** slave
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
I really wanna see Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro eskimo kiss with each other 😍
country is ugly. your wiry beards are ugly. your hairy gut is ugly. your music is ugly and has no form or tension or release. you wouldn’t even have guns if they werent ugly. your fat trucks are ugly. ypur flags are ugly your laugh is ugly. your beer is...
I love underage girls. I want to f*** them so badly and would if I could. Anywhere from the age of 13-15 especially. But would even do 11 or 12 if she’s hot and developed enough. Nothing turns me on more than hot young teenage girls
I’m white married and I want an affair with a Black gentleman and I can’t stop thinking about it !
Ohhh love. Its 4:35 am. I’m in the mood for you. I wish you were here with me. I don’t want anyone else but you touching me. Ever. I only want ONE husband. One last love. YOU. You are it. I just want you. I sure hope you will love...
I dream of you. In bed with me. laying side to side. Face to face. Naked. I dream of you. You are a beautiful man. I love your body. I can’t wait till we are married and I am allowed (by god( to touch you. I ache to feel you....
Boobgasms.
My girlfriend doesn’t want s** from me, in fact, she’s kinda s** repulsed. I’m not going to force or pressure her to sleep with me. At the same time I still want copulation, and I want to stay faithful but it feels so wrong to just go have s** with...
I often think about harming and/or killing myself & wish I had the guts to do it.
I am a pompous a**. Also, bleach is extremely expensive to produce. It is electrolyzed from sea water. Its vapors might purify even the spirit. Sodium hypochlorite solution. Consider treating it with reverence.
I hope that day comes very very soon. It’s the only way I’ll find peace.
(rolls eyes)Make America Great Again is what she’s wife scream’s during her
I miss fantasing about murder while chain-smoking all night. At least then I was active, in-shape, socialising and creating new associates. This dull average joe life in the suburbs isn’t fullfilling enough for this bored man.
Kick a dyke in the coochie today!
I fantasize often about drowning myself in alcohol & pills & just going to sleep.
SUCKING THAT SHEBEEF SURPRISE SUNDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here, more like side effect Sunday from that Pfizer Vax, stay GREAZED and SLEAZED and full of LOVE!
As a dyke woman I love that satisfactory feeling I get when f****** school girls who are willing to totally submit to me. Since I don’t have much control and respect given to me that where I get them.
for him to suffer horribly for the rest of his s*** stain life before he inevitably offs himself. let him get heartbroken every 2 or so months like he always has in all his other relationships because he will never understand that he is the issue because he is a...
I wish I could convince Nikki and Amy to bump their fat bellies together. They are the same height and have the same body shape so it’s the perfect match up….*sigh*
Standing by the balcony wanting to jump. Too bad I’m scared of heights.
My wife’s best friend’s daughter is the most physically perfect female I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’d give almost anything to see her naked. Hopefully when she turns 18, she’ll be a c******* with an OnlyFans page like every other young girl these days.
I have worse kinks than a gun kink. But all of them are submissive/masochist, so don’t worry about me going hurting people lol
no way does liberal automatically mean open-minded!
hello corvallus I used to follow this site before and enjoyed the raucous debates and arguments between you, an angry black gentleman and an anti gay crusader– are they still active here? It was comedy gold. gg
In order to get it up for my wife, I think about her best friend, who is smaller, with a better body, and a cuter face. She is also livelier and more charming. In particular, I think about one day when she was lying on our bed on her stomach,...
This website shove been banned by now
I wish I had the guts to mix pills & alcohol & go to sleep afterwards.
“Go fund thyself, and ye shall eat my entrails in abundance.” Donald 12:2
AL-BIGDADDY – Al Queda spokesmen today revealed “we stopped attacking the US because ww knew the those fools would turn on themselves instead”. He reflected on Medeival times, when feudalism declined and they invented the Crusades to keep the restless unemployed knights busy, as they were used to stirring up...
Copied from Anthropology Weekly: Republicans are entitled scavengers with no emotional buffers. So they scare easily and are highly superstitious. They are incapable of laughter, because laughter requires one to be taken off guard. God forbid a republican be taken off guard. They literally are not human that way. Thier...
M*********** to your pictures. Give in already I want you so bad
would love to make my sad haters happy in my trance mind
Jealous people. Get over it. <:
I want a submissive older man so badly. I’m not talking about h******* B***. I want to tenderly stroke my partner’s belly telling him how attractive he is while riding him and have him blushing and laughing shyly. I want to softly tell him what to do as I know...
Happy Spring! buy flowers or plants and have a garden with ocygen 🐛💐
I highkey no not even highkey I want someone totally obsessed with me to the point they cant live without me and would kill anyone the moment I said to do it. I want them to love me with their whole being but no s***** things involve. I want them...
i wish a tentacle girl would come up to my house and f*** me endlessly
can we round up the trump supporters and gas them
Dear Donald Trump, you would still be lesving skid marks in the oval office, if this country were more important than your own self validation. Sincerely, Sigmund.
Want another man to put a baby in my wife’s belly…I want to support my wife and her lover’s children. My wife loves talking about this fantasy during s**.