I hope we stop being assholes and get vaxxed up and get this pandemic under control, then I will take a Transgal Trip to see Camila Mattoli, Sabrina Suzuki, Waleska Sargenteli, the queen Rosa, and a bunch of other gals around the world and get my boisterous boipussy banged and...

How do I get a post into “Most Viewed This Month?” How do I run up the views to hundreds or maybe thousands? How can I secretly hack the site and turn comments on?

C’mon HACKERS! How to do it?

I removed my bicycle seat. It will now heretofore be known as the “bleeding a** bike”.

i had a beautiful little 42 year old 5 ft 4 brunet chick stay here with me. im 22 yrs older than her. i always wanted to have s** with her. she stayed in my back bedroom . id stand naked in my room back facing her room so she...

wife

my sister is the hottest person I know

I wish DevilMan was a real boy. I’d f*** the s*** out of him.

TURN on the Comments section.

Under the glass coffee table I lay in wait. Hard c*** in hand, I look up thine legs awaiting your torrent of diarrhea. The anticipation is torturous. Soon your brown star shall burst forth its filthy payload and liquid s*** will rattle off glass. I shall come quickly.

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At the bottom of my confession there is a box that says Human Check. But what if I’m not Human?

I thought I’d better ask. So I erased my confession.

I hope to be a father some day and live a deep relationship with a wife and kids. But I don’t have hopes for it because that is not the normal anymore. Girls just wanna have fun and believe they need to focus on college and a career first and...

Hey newly vaxxed person, lemme get first squeeze!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I’m a guy but I fantasize about being fucked in the a** and mouth 👄 by republicans Proud Boys after they f*** my wife

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i really really want at least 3 people to f*** my a** simultaneously and c** on my feet

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I’m in love with my friend, and she has an abusive boyfriend that I’m also attracted to, when I came over to their house, I took a shower there and before going in, I licker their toilet clean and drank the entire bowl of water. It was the most s*******...

F****** on a stage while t****** and blind folded.

I want to be dominated. T****** and fucked

Sometimes just when I think I’m over it, I wake-up wanting you.

Hong Sun, I want to push my tongue up your a******!

A Bobcat enters a Dollar General in Kentucky without a mask and is promptly Kicked Out.

I stop time just before I need to swing into the High Schools driveway and have no problem parking on the entryway right next to the many front doors. Leaving my wagon idling I go inside to see the halls are pretty full with motionless people moving between classrooms,...

Every morning I’d say about, nine o’clock
I get an urge for a hot little f***
I do my thing as you cross my path
Hey everybody can you do the math?

I’m filled with juice ready to spew
It’s nine o’clock and I see a...

I have a macrophilia and f**********. Macrophilia is the fantasy of being shrunk by someone to a smaller size. I’m 32, married, and I love my wife very much. But I often fantasize about her mother. My wife is usually in my fantasies as well. Her mother will shrink the...

Love married white women. This one in particular loves to take it in the a** after work. Her husband works hard…meanwhile his wife is a piss w****.

My black brothers, to the White man it is not about being organized. It is about looking organized. Show up to your rallies squared like a gaelic column, a million men deep, chanting in unison like orcs, and watch White tremble. You won’t need weapons. Flags regularly spaced. The white...

I would love to j*** all over many of those Colombian women on Chaturbate

I wish the age of consent was lowered to 13 everywhere so I could f*** high school girls.

I want Danielle Cooper to do the splits on my d*** and ride me until I bust on her golden a**

Trump groupies: “The vaccine could be harmful!” Also Trump groupies: “Abolish EPA. We will gladly breathe in whatever!” Solution: Spread the vaccine through fracking and power plant exhaust. Republicans will spontaneously disappear from this dimension.

As a man, before I hurl myself off a cliff to please the one broken woman who posts about hating men, please show me how women show the spirit of the hunt. Otherwise women will perish by digging their claws trying to own each other instead of us men. Women...

I just love pre teen girls , I find 9, 10 11yo girls so s*** no girl is sexier than a lil girl

I’m starting to be more vividly aware that I’d like to have s** with a woman I’ve known for more than 50 years. It would be like Kevin Arnold finally being able to bang his ‘Winnie Cooper’. She lived right down the street from me, and I always admired…

Hey we got a vote around here? Well I vote for Simply Confess Karen. Somebody had to say it.
Re-post after re-post, everyday the same confession…well that’s a waste.

I’d s*** his orange juice from the fallen Tower all the way too wuhon ching ching chong who paid him to let in the sickness just look at his taxes he needed the money.

maybe you act like you have bone spurs to get out of this one YMCA fun to stay at thee Yy MCAa wish I had some macho c***’s like 1000 lol

i’ve always wanted to travel abroad. i get bored pretty easily here in the us with the lockdown in all. and since the state im in is kind of depressing, it would certainly be a step up from where i am now to travel. there’s this fox city in japan...