i feel so gay… wish she kissed me

beautiful surfer girl drinking wine alone at the beach. Wish I could kiss her

Oh sure anyonr can go to a gloryhole for a get off b******. I want a special kind of gloryhole where when I shove my junk thru the hole my goods get abused. Crushed with a marble rolling pin. Needles thru the balls. If I am very lucky, an understanding...

Please download “Ivanka” Trump’s app and listen to her sermons. Thanks

Please download Gilligan’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download President Vladimir Putin’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Please download Nancy Pelosi’s app and listen to her sermons. Thanks

i wish i could find someone that would hit my bf up and flirt with him like crazy. get him all flustered and red in the face and just make him fall head over heels for them. i want to see him hopelessly in love with someone else and encourage...

I have fantasized about a man controlling and dominating me regularly.

I fantasize about a man who would come into my life and turn it upside down. I wish I had a man who would not only take care of me and look after me but would take care of...

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Please download Pat Robertson’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

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Wish I had the guts to kill myself.

Glad It’s finally over with that incel karmic nightmare. True Love I can finally hear you again…

good noon my friends and fiends CORVALLUS HADERACH wishing you will a FREAK A FANCY FOP’S FUCKSNACK FRIDAYY Y’all! Peace Love & Backsnatch to all!

Listen to Joel Osteen. Listen to his sermons.

Project Blue Beam has been dramatically improved. It is tested everyday. It’s flawless. They are getting ready to deceive you with the images it projects.

My mom has been divorced for 3 months and I doubt she had s** for at least 6 months before that. In other words, although my mom is still a knockout, she hasn’t had a c*** in her p**** for at least 9 months. She is overdue. So last night...

I FEAR THE MORE I WATCH PEOPLE GET KILLED THE MORE TIRED OF IT ILL BECOME, THE ITCH FOR IT GETS WORSE I NEED TO WATCH GORE I NEED IT I FEAR ILL DO THE SAME ONCE ITS NOT ENOUGH IT WONT BE ENOUGH THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH US I...

The Pentagon can’t say when and where the Chinese rocket will crash into the earth. We will only have a few hours of notice once it determines the rocket’s return trajectory. “I don’t want to hypothesize or speculate about possible actions the department might or might not take here. We’re...

Lorena cut off his p****. I’d like to have a pic of her holding a knife to my balls. I doubt she would ever pose for the pic because she is rich now, doesn’t need any money. She has a partner, maybe married to him and has a kid. It...

I often think about sticking a sharp object like a knife into my vein.

She may be asexual but I can assure you I’m not 😜 If givin the opportunity I’d gladly let you do whatever you’d like to me. 😈

a car is a capsule.
a car is a shield.
Sacred and pure.
Inside.

hey Cinderella go find yourself a fella, you’re on the clock b**** and midnight is coming!

LMAO SOMEONE GOT PISSED AT MY “I WISH PEOPLE DIDNT IMMEDIATELY ASSUME” POST IN THE “A FANTASY” CATEGORY

LIKE BRO HSHDAHDAHHAAHAH DID I HURT YOU WITH THE “I KNOW YOUR PARENTS DIDN’T LOVE YOU PROPERLY” OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM DYING HAHSDHAD

i wish people don’t immediately assume two people are in a relationship or anything that’s romantic/s***** just for merely holding hands or being intimate (affectionate) with each other.

like guys, c’mon, i get that your parents didn’t love you properly or take care of you as a child (same, but...

COME TRUE!!! She had no chance. A dream girl laid out in sweet grass knocked totally out with chloroform and at my mercy. I stripped her and fucked her for over 4 hours. Every hole was opened many times. I put her back out after she knew I had had...

i want to run away

somewhere safe

somewhere warm

somewhere i don’t feel overwhelmed all the time

somewhere i can rest

somewhere that doesn’t tear me apart, piece by piece

somewhere i can smile and laugh freely without fearing that i will be bombarded by my problems and responsibilities

where...

I want a friend to f*** me so bad. i want them to push me around and call me a w**** and a s*** and f*** me and choke me until i cry. but i wouldn’t mind doing the same to them.

I want my mom to touch my c***. To gently and lovingly hold it and hug me and tell me im a good little boy.

I’ll moan for ya baby

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

God is the only thing stopping me from being a complete f****** c** w****. I want to be a p*** star so bad. I’d f*** everyone I thought was s***. My friends husbands, the neighbors, older guys when I was younger, younger guys now that I’m older, even underage s***...

MUNCH ON MOIST MANMEAT MONDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS HADERACH here looking to get my hairy donut glazed tonight, turn my ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE into Krispy Kreme! If you got that slangalang come on by park behind La Carreta and look for my sign, the poppers are a-plenty and I got Havana Club...

I’m a 45 year old man with hardly any s***** experience. My tiny c*** gets hard when I think about underage boys. I want their hot smooth bodies. I need to s*** their tiny c****. I must tell someone.

There’s this guy that I really, really like, but I don’t know if he swings that way. Him and I talk on a regular basis, and about a month ago, I had this certain fantasy come to mind:
Him and I are lounging on the couch, watching tv; we...

They were shitting into each other’s mouths like it was soft-serve ice cream

I looked at p***. Please pray

I would let a Cowboy utterly enslave me. On a Saturday morning, in a sundress, in the middle of the corn fields….