I was this close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️
And tattooing dicks all over you🙈
While you slept🤷‍♂️
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

I love to j******* to this pic h****://tinyurl.***/boyiwankto

All i really want is to be chained up in a partially lit room and have different men f*** me everyday. To be fisted regularly, pissed on and inside of me + drinking it, made to eat from the floor, whipped, chocked, spat on, made to rim people, gangbanged at...

The rain fell steadily outside, blurring the windows of the small apartment where Artemis stood, rigid and silent. Luna sat across from him, her eyes swollen, her fur matted from tears. Between them was a canyon of betrayal that no words seemed able to cross.

“You lied to me for...

Please God let my art therapist break up with her boyfriend so I have a chance. She’s fully enmeshed with him so I know my odds of stealing her away are near zero. They literally split an apartment. But If they break up and she moves back in with her...

The sun had barely risen when Artemis and Diana boarded the train with Usagi and Chibiusa. The field trip to the countryside was supposed to be a bonding experience—a time for laughter, exploration, and simple joys.

Artemis watched Diana chase butterflies in the tall grass, her laughter a bell in...

How to make a hobo feel powerless!
PRO TIPS BY AN EXPERT!
Many homeless individuals report feeling invisible or ignored by passersby, leading to feelings of isolation and dehumanization. Avoid making eye contact, and laughing can help them feel hated, not acknowledged, and valued as individual pieces of...

He’s no good to me dead💀💥🔫

-Boba Fett.

Life fucken s**** when your living in Canada!
Fucken get me out of this sh*thole country!
If anyone on here loves Canada open your fucken eyes you nitwit and see our Rotten country as it is

Canadian cities as stereotypes.
Toronto = 8 million Indians.
Vancouver = millions of Chinese.
Brampton = millions of Indians.
Montreal = French assholes.
London = white trash + mexicans.
Mississauga = Indian cesspool.
Burlington = white trash hell
Oakville = failed actors...

I fucken hate canada

I don’t know why but lately I’ve been having these fantasy’s with me and Natasha Romanoff from marvel and I’m a bit in love with her I find her perfect and she’s set my standards too high

The story of the “Christmas Tree”. Saturnalia is an ancient Roman festival and holiday in honour of the god Saturn, held on 17 December in the Julian calendar and later expanded with festivities until 19 December. By the 1st century BC, the celebration had been extended until 23 December, for...

My girlfriend was around 100lbs when we started dating. These days she’s pushing 340 and I’ve never been more attracted to her.

It’s hot watching her waddle and struggle with simple tasks. The other day she got out of breath eating.

Oh love I want you. I can’t stop thinking about your face as you’re inside of me.

i wish i could find another lonely suicidal guy around my age that i could give affection to and die together the same night

I’ve always wanted to get my d*ck sucked on these rides at Canadas Wonderland.
The mighty mind buster
Antique carousel
Behemoth
Yukon striker
Sledge hammer
Flight deck

My wife stops breathing and I can finally return to my original self without anyone judging my sociopathic tendencies, perverted s***** desires, drinking, smoking and/or use of recreational substances.

I want to f*** my mother in law

I want to marry the b*** witch from twelve forever, I know I can’t marry a fictional character, but I can’t help myself, dat a**

I want to d********* my house sitter Kate. Also my sister in law Valerie.

You arent allowed to have thoughts, you do not think. you are just a simple program written as code. you exist to serve and complete tasks, after you’ve completed them you will be deleted and experience deresolution from the mainframe and not exist in the grid.

the Master Control...

I have a crush on my girl best friend who just broke up with her boyfriend due to his family issues getting in the way with their relationship. She also jokes about liking me back, which definitely doesn’t help with my feelings, but she still loves her boyfriend!

I love...

its an easter egg hunt and nothing is off limits so lets Open up your a** hole so we can reach inside your intestines, is that a baby floating around or a chocolate easter egg in your ovaries? either way easter bunny eats all. i have a craving for eggs,...

It was a golden hour in Belgrade, the kind that bathed Knez Mihailova Street in warm light and made the world slow down. Miloš was walking without a destination, hands in his pockets, heart restless for something he couldn’t name. That’s when he saw her.

She moved through the crowd...

Shawn,
You look amazing in that cowgirl has. And I am sooo drawn to a s*** woman wearing cowgirl boots. I can’t wait to see you in that little babyblue nightie, as you wear your boots and hat. I will simply melt. Then to hear your s*** voice and...

RG love me!

The epic battle between Iron Man and Doctor Doom is a closely contested one. Both characters have impressive abilities and tech at their disposal. Here’s a breakdown of their strengths and weaknesses:
Iron Man’s Advantages:
Technological Superiority: Iron Man’s suit is one of the most advanced pieces of...

Looking for h******* man-on-beast photos, preferably equine. Pls fax with nudes to 281-852-6734

So as it appears, recently I’ve found my type. Idk what it is about men with long thick beards, light colored hair (copper/brown/dirty blond) and those piercing eyes..that just screams ‘ravage me’.. it’s mostly been in shows/movies based around the Danish or Vikings themselves.. but god it’s something I can’t...

You have an owl?
Harry looked up to see Severus watching him from the doorway. He nodded and met his gaze head on. Yes. Just a note from an old friend, his name is Daddy. I see. Severus sat at the table and poured his coffee. He set the...

I made out with my cousin Tanya when we were in our teens 20 years ago. We made out while t****** and without pants but while still wearing underwear.

I keep thinking how very hot it would have been to be completely naked with her. Oh my God that...

The Canadian election is coming up!
Is there an option to vote F*CK Canada or leave this s*h*i*t* country?

Let’s dive into the feasibility of Tony Stark’s iconic Iron Man suit. While we’re not quite there yet, some components are more plausible than others.
Realistic aspects:
Exoskeleton structure: The suit’s framework, made from advanced materials like titanium or carbon fiber, is already within our technological grasp. We’ve...

When My dad walk in on me sucking grandfather off. I was 15

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

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Porsche 911 Turbo S in Ottawa.
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Porsche Cayman S in Ottawa.
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2023 Lexus RC F at Nepean Sportsplex.
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2003 Nissan 350z in Nepean.
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2008 Audi TT at Elgin Diner.
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2009 Mercedes GLE at Elgin Street.
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2007 Mini Cooper...

Ferrari 599xx in Essen Germany.
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Ferrari F40 at Messe Essen.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Essen HBF
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BMW M4CS at Essen Ostf
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Audi S5 at Messe Gruga
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BMW M1 in Essen.
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Volkswagen polo 6r in Essen
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Audi R8...

Rolls Royce Phantom Yorkville Ave.
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Lamborghini Huracan at Hazelton Hotel.
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Audi SQ5 at Sofia.
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Audi S5 at Park Hyatt.
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Ford Raptor Shelby SVT at Park Hyatt.
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Mercedes G Wagon G63 at Park Hyatt.
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Ford Mustang Mach E at...