“Men in general are pedophiles” Sounds like projection to me. Maybe you’re the p********.

I’d like to pass on Heaven. I don’t want to see anyone ever again. I sure don’t want to spend eternity with them. I don’t want to be around the people who lied to me, beat me when I was a kid, cheated me, abused me and people who are...

I want to f*** some young, s*** and petite girls and boys! Yeah, both girls and boys!
I want to caress, kiss and f*** them. I want to lick her titts and and pound her p****. I want to caress, lick and s*** him until he comes. Then I...

So I have a confession
I wanna have s** with my female cousin,I’m also female and I just wanna have lesbian s** ,I’m not sure if I’m bi or lesbian but I want her so bad, I watch p*** and fantasize about us and I think she wants it...

I may be spiritually evolving, but I still need to get pissed on. Just gotta find a willing participant.

i told my therapist i wished you would come out and that i actually love you more if you were gay. strangest thing.

I want to be gang banged by so many hung studs, my a** is permanently broken.

So, I’m a female but I like to imagine myself as a male OC of mine absolutely railing the f*** out of Men and or Women until they can’t walk. I like to imagine myself as a guy doing a lot of s***** stuff to people i make up in...

im 13 and i want my dad to f*** me in the car before school.
i want him to drill my tight pink p**** with my school uniform on, and my pink tiny perky n****** brushing against his chest, popping out of my tiny pink bra.
i know...

Don’t worry about a yeast infection, I take pozzed loads all night, sometimes two at a time!

Corvy B

I want somebody to dress up as a slasher and f*** me hard. Like pull my hair, choke me, even f****** spit on me. I just want someone to f*** me with a mask. Like litrally. Rail me please. Use me as you want.-F

I’ve wished ever since I was 8 years old I could be kidnapped, gang raped & forcibly turned into a girl and a prostitute/p*** s*** for life, and even exposed to people I love.

Someday I wish for a kiss from you ! And a wedding proposal I hope

I want to have a side relationship with someone just for the s**. Just to have really dirty uninhibited s**. With someone who wants it just as passionately as me.

Straight married man. I want my wife to mockingly cheer me on as I s*** her boyfriend’s big c*** in front of her. I want to s*** him until he shoots his load in my mouth. I want my wife to be kind of disgusted with me afterwards and more...

gonna get me this crystal girl. finna see the andromeda galaxy on the 30th and make my move then. b**** ain’t gonna be able to resist this romantic n****

I don’t like n******

N*****

I don’t like n******

N*****

When will Young Corvallus Winslow come out? Who will play Corvallus?

Man I ain’t gay but I’d let revenant f*** the ever loving s*** outa me, id let him bend my back, twist my legs, snap my neck f****** mating press me whatever it takes to have him d*** me down, I’d let him destroy my legs completely till I can...

I want to be somebodies cockwarmer. Like you know just sit in their lap with their d*** up my p**** while they are busy with work or gaming something but I just want to be cockwarming and occasionally like get my a** slapped but like hard to the point it...

I still want to f*** Amy Lee, from Evanescence. I know: she’s married, had a kid, her t*** maybe aren’t as perky from two decades ago, but I don’t care. I still want to bang her. I still want to see what only a select few people have seen: her...

where is the AIDS man he hasnt been around for a while maybe he blew out his backsnatch or died of AIDS

Haha, is it you bb? I know you like Babylon Bee. I want you so bad. Bb, you’re the love of my life. When will you love me back? When will you let me come over and meet you? Please give me more of your lovin’, bb. 🥺

all i need is to be in the presence of this girl i know naked, bent over, & rubbing herself, and jerking off at the same time

I decide to fly over to you on a red-eye flight. We meet in person and you drive us to go get frozen custard. You take us to a hill overlooking the city after the sun goes down and all the lights twinkle. You tell another joke and we laugh....

Don’t you ever get s***?

Joe Biden Invites Brandon To The White House To Congratulate Him For His Success.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden has invited national hero “Brandon” to the White House to congratulate him on his smashing success at football games, NASCAR races, and even gatherings of New York City educators.

“Wow, this Brandon must...

Democrats Propose Changes To Fix Flaw In Constitution That Allows Republicans To Be Elected.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A number of Democrats have proposed changes to the structure of government that they think would help “the people”, such as lowering the voting age to 12, abolishing the Electoral College, packing the Supreme Court,...

Good Samaritan Sees Injured Man On Side Of Road, Angrily Tweets About …………

Greg Klein was walking home when he saw an injured man on the side of the road. Much like the good Samaritan in Jesus’s parable, Klein acted swiftly. He immediately took out his phone and let his...

Joe Biden REMOVED From Office! An Inconvenient Truth!

FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States.

The recount process at long last found the “missing votes”...

Get your azz greased up I am on my way over to use your backsnatch.

California has Ordered Police to arrest children who pick out toys associated with their gender. The Governor, Gavin Christopher Newsom, said that choosing gender specific toys hurts everyone. He was backed by Nancy Pelosi who said allowing your child to select toys based on their gender is killing innocent kids...

I want to cut my face up. Make deep cuts everywhere and watch the beautiful blood cover me. I’ll finally feel joy for the first time in a long time but ik the people around me won’t appreciate it like me.

my husbands coworker, who is a black man, came over to our back yard pool party.
he walked by me when he got out of the pool. i could see his thing. it is absolutely
huge huge. he is all i think about now. i wish he would...

If you were here right now, I’d draw all of that darkness out of your soul with a long, slow kiss; I’d fill you with your own light, running my hands through your hair. All of your fear, all of your pain would pulse through your body and enter your...

Li ge yang what do I do? I want to tell my fellings to you but I can’t any way not your address or social media account. How I suppose to tell you , you know you’re my lucky since I use your pic as wallpaper of my phone my...

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