My family is Muslim I used to have a black bully The night dad died he showed up at our house He said he wanted to comfort mom He took mom to her bedroom After awhile I went to mom’s room to see if she was okay I caught her riding my bullys c*** I yelled Mom what about dad! Mom yelled back at me He died an hour ago and your nice bully is soothing my p****! Mom rode him faster and said Look at me being with a real man!
If you’re a bad boy, I’ll have to be the nurse who trims it,” she whispered.
In a grime-streaked, unisex truck stop restroom outside New Orleans, a 21-year-old struggling artist—broke, bisexual, and androgynous—is propositioned by a 40-year-old woman. She treats the encounter like a clinical exam, using infantalizing terms like “peter” and “pecker” while aggressively manipulating his foreskin. She questions if he is trans or emo, lamenting a childhood where boys were “plain grits.” After a high-intensity o***** and a cash payment, she departs in abrupt, quiet shame.
I don’t mind wetting my bed. I’ve done it all my life and I’m used to it. It’s kinda nice not having to get up to pee. I’m a happy little wetter girl. Love Chloe xx
The sound of 1000 Nachtjägers buzzing in your living room
Adolf Hitlers Journal
THIS IS ALL OUT WAR THEY GOT US OUTNUMBERED THE WAY THE SWORDS CLASH IS THE SOUND OF THE THUNDER
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smart people can adapt new persoanlities etc with the quickness and change with instance
𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖
𝑰 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝑰’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌
𝑰 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒅
𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒔
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒔
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he was so proud of what he saaid even tho it was lame corny asf etc
can ugly people have beautiful children so we all come together andconnect etc? with the ugliness wiped out etc
Kim Jong-un was duly elected as Supreme Leader of North Korea. Everybody voted and the vote was unanimous. If you say he is a dictator you will be shot.
We have no shortage of good people who want to become immigrants. They do it LEGALLY by following the law.
There is no reason for us to let down our standards to accommodate people with a criminal or violent history.
I agree. BUILD THE WALL.
Yes that lefty liberal’s post about Genghis Khan certainly made no sense. What the hell does Genghis Khan have to do with America, or with immigration?
Then he went on, in another confused post, to say that the immigrants were mostly lesbian women who bend over in a field or...
From the North to the South From the East to the West Lost boys, lost girls You all know you’re the best Hit the streets, it’s your day Turn it up, now’s your chance It’s time to get up on your feet and dance!
Good, bad, dark, light What you rather be tonight?
Would you rather Eat a bad apple and sleep for a week Or break up with your prince?
Would you rather Ride to the ball in a pumpkin and fall Or go out with him? Ew!
So you don’t like the “To:” guy?
Well he’s here to help you. Just like the government is here to help you.
The “To:” guy will set you straight on EVERYTHING! Isn’t that great? He’ll tell you what to think and he’ll correct your opinion for you.
Pretty soon he’ll...
well comments aren’t coming back. That’s socialism, – one person spoils it for everyone. It’s called the lowest common denominator!
So where IS the debate page?
Last night I had this weird dream. My mom and my teacher from last year were both drunk and asked me to do their paperwork for them. I did, but then my other teacher told me that I was in big trouble for cheating. *WEIRDEST PART COMING UP* Then I...
tired of hearing pointless debates etc
u do it etccccccccccccccccccc forgot
im so smart everything/everyobe is in slow motion for me. etc
Hehe, I’m gonna sneak into the older mans dream and seduce him..
“I am now entering his dreams” “I am now inside his dreams”
To: So “intruders” want to take your job . . .
Don’t blame lesbian women. You are a sexist pig! Lesbian women aren’t causing any problems you liar!
You say these people can only pluck chickens and bend over in a field…you know nothing you RACIST.
You...
Genghis Khan? Really?
There is no comparison because “Genghis” was not an economic migrant. He was the leader of a well armed assault military. There as no ‘wall’ across Europe to stop “Genghis”.
Walls work rather well around Israel, and you pay for their walls. They have several different...
We should all be open minded about other people’s religion.
Try to have a little respect for Muslims and don’t expect them or anyone else to live your way. It’s time to drop the Muslim hating. Some ways are simply different and perhaps better.
Are they still f****** little boys in the Penn State football locker room?
We don’t want your s***** confession. No one cares.
I want a sugar daddy to pay for my wisdom teeth removal surgery! We can talk about what else I want afterwards on his big yacht! ;*
I admit that you did it.
I saw you, so I know that you did it. Maybe we can work something out. I can keep quiet. So you pay me and I’ll forget what I saw.
I had a dream I was hanging out with Jack Nicholson he was lying on the floor of London Stansted airport wrapped up in a blanket his head resting against and mirrored window. He was young Jack Nicholson from 1980. I was warning him about the fans we were going...
When you wish upon a star..
Don’t try telling that s*** to Muslims in Michigan which is loaded with no go zones. That’s places where the police fear to tread. Muslims have their own schools which of course teach Muslims standards, without regard to what country they are in.
Muslims teach their daughters to be submissive...
I dreamt last night about a real serial killer from my home town of Worcester (UK) he killed in 1993, 1997/98 and in 2012 straggled women and dumped them in the park near the canal, I dreamt he came back.
You dare do not disobey the Beloved Queen of SimplyConfess! He Ye He Ye He Ye! 🙇♀️
He Ye He Ye He Ye, the Beloved Queen has got your requests for the comments to come back on and she has decided not to bring them on yet, so the comments will stay off for a little more He Ye He Ye He Ye
Bow Down to...
When are comments cuming back to simplconfess?
These two B.C fugitives are probably f****** each others asses in the bush to keep warm and to supply eachother with warm succulent protein.
OMG! Thank f****** God! It was just a NIGHTMARE! Phew! Comments are still off thank god! LOL! You LOSERS!
I had a dream that the comments came back on. 😂
hey Queenie can I have my dog f*** your hairy t***? he’s a bichon frise with a bright pink p**** like a lipstick and he’s a big cummer he will fill you up good
I had a dream that I was kidnapped and It was a s** factory or something and I was forced to give a b******* for photos. It was absolutely disgusting like wtf is wrong with my mind omg.
🎤 I’VE NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF AS MEAN,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ILL BE THE QUEEN,
AND THERES NO IN BETWEEN (oooohhwohhh),
‘CAUSE IF I CANT HAVE THAT,
THEN I WOULD BE THE LEADER OF THE DARK AND THE BAD,
NOW THERES A DEVIL ON MY SHOULDER WHERE THE...
🎤🎤🎤
I know exactly who to blame
…
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I’d be the Queen
And there’s no in between
‘Cause if I can’t have that
Then I would be the leader of the dark
And the bad
Now there’s a devil...
And now I feel this overwhelming pain
I mean it’s in my veins
I mean it’s in my brain
My thoughts are running in a circle like a toy train
I’m kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame
I waited patiently for my time
But when it finally came
He called her name