It was a wild first time for him. I needed to help him glide his unexperienced cream pie nozzle in my pie pan. Moments later he was stirring away. The look on his face when he squirted. He asked can we make another cream pie. I replied sure lets bake another one. Took him longer this time. He asked why did take longer. I lied to him saying I’m not sure, but it was really fun filling up that pie pan again.
Miss you Cricket
I used to get my wife drunk and start talking about her s** life when she was single. I asked her if she ever had a t********. She admitted to going to a friends house and there was another guy there. They drank and smoked and one thing led to another. They got her naked and as one was kissing her the other started licking her p****. She said she got so turned on and they did about everything they could think of with her. She said she loved it and always wanted to do it again
Once I extract your soul, you’ll be a skin bag in the wind
Demon Kane
so many ppl in delusional land
why are lesbians more sane than gay men? etc
Waking up to a particular message
why do i talk under my breath when typing comments on the internet etc sometimes
5D > 3D
I’ll be waiting
I’ll miss my summer love
I hope your wife cheats on you.
Just leave her, loser
vegans, lesbians/gays etc should not be allowed to adopt children etc
Death, find me and take my soul 🖤
Someone finally shot etc out back ? Been quiet
a woman teacher said i looked cute when i was sleeping on the bus etc
the time is only 1 am omgffs etc
will it ever stop?
I love it when she do dat etc
i really want someone to f*** me in the a** rn
I’m going to continue to gaslight you outside of the sport and you will never be able to prove it is me.
seeing them be so good at it makes me not even bother trying to get good myself etc
I’ve suffered enough for a person that doesn’t deserve me. I ask God that if such person was my twin flame then I rather have the ties cut for this lifetime and all the others. I deserve Love, Real Love. I deserve better and if it’s not possible then I...
stop f****** banging on the wall etc
This isn’t a crazy confession but I’m such a hopeless romantic and I just want that fairytale love. I want someone to admit their love for me in the rain. It’s so stupid I know and I know I’ll never have it but I just want it so bad.
I thought I was over this one girl. Over summer, I thought about her a little, but I assumed it was only like. wanting to f*** her. But school’s started back up, and I sit next to her in two of my classes and she’s always making eye contact and...
I only love you
Taking “Open Border” politics to Mount Doom
i like to see your interaction
I can see your Reactive toxic insecurity too cupcake
i see your insecurities its simple
My dream is to find true love and make love daily. I don’t mind marrying him as long as I feel very special. I would love to have a lifetime honeymoon. I know it’s a dream and it’s too late for me. I just find it so sweet.
why do are psychopaths good at making themselves look like the innocent ones etc?
I dreamed of a really nice guy that I’ve never met in my whole entire life and it was a great dream that I never want to wake up from
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you cant even say that without crying laughing ahah smh etc weak
looking to have my mancoochie creampied tomorrow. no loads refused. hosting at Kissimmee Ramada. Hairy & Trans a +. always greazed & sleazed for your pleasure. Just do it.
– Corvallus
you don’t need to write down everything i am in so much of love etc
here we f****** go… In my dream i was walking in a forest with my friend (i’m a guy, she’s a girl) Suddenly,she tells me “Could you wait ? I gotta pee so hard” i agreed,but followed her to take a little peek. INSTEAD of going into some...
wedfwef
Couldn’t wait to leave, but now I hate to go Last day of camp, packing my bags slow Made so many friends, why does it have to end In the end its a win, because we grown so close together Remember when we first met, first...
Who’s got What it takes to be My guy What it takes to make Me shine What it takes to get Me fired up Who’s got What it takes to be My beau What it takes to make Me...
I’m too cool for my dress These shades don’t leave my head Everything you say is so irrelevant You follow and I lead You want to be like me But your just a wannabe love it or hate it
I can’t help the way...
We can’t We can’t back down We can’t We can’t back down We can’t We can’t back down We can’t We can’t back down Not right now We can’t back down Not right now We can’t back down...
people afraid of me because i tell it how it is the truth etc
Haha tear it down Yo Luke, I need you to do somethin’ for me Come on I was ready for this since I was cradlin’ Put my name on the list, you won’t be gambling Not gonna leave with just this, we takin’ everything...