plot twist: etc

Make me your monkey!

Ive met another girl…
And we hit it off spectacularly.
She’s so funny.. she’s incredibly gorgeous.. so sweet, and passionate… and she treats me right. 🙂
We’ve been talking for a month now, And I can’t get her out of my head.
We’re going to meet...

I don’t know why but I have a fetish for guy feet, especially if they are white average looking guys with hairy legs. It’s so hot when guys wear flip flops and move their toes around.

Happy Hump Day everyone! Stay greazed & sleazed so your holes and pole is always ready for whatever fun may c**! and if Breeding or Getting Bred your stanky Backsnatch, throw a little of them juices into the air for your pal CORVALLUS!

Keep it Sleazy,

C*** Chuggin’ Corvallus

Dame un beso mi amor, te amo.💗🥵🤤

I had a s** dream about my(m) co-worker(f) last night. Should I tell her about it or just leave it alone?

You left me all alone

I only love you

I studied a lot in high school.
I was going to be a Doctor.
Then there was Cindy Margolis.

I feel loved by a ghost

My neighbor is in my phone talking and listening to me. They are making me look at gay and t***** p*** even though I am straight.

I raised my daughter the way I wanted to be raised

I just hope she’s safe and happy when my illness takes me away

I had a dream I had s** with a 19-year-old and she gave birth to my baby, a girl. Though I was worried my wife would find out eventually, it was a beautiful dream and I loved my baby.
I don’t remember the actual s**- it wasn’t an e*****...

Whos email or a reply to what?

getting his f****** reply or email

kik me at @tanescos for nudes, insult me, threaten me, let me make you c**

I wish I could meet people with the same interests as me. But my ‘attraction’ is not common at all.
It’s sad, mostly because it’s harmless and I’m lonely.

I want him

if you want to see my young teen trans man p**** kik me @tanescos

Anyone wanna transfer me £1000 to be funny?

Please God show me how to be happy and be nice and peaceful

Humans can only break the curse of living if we all die at once

F*** white people. Take their guns take their land shut down that police.

I wish he filled my sad and empty heart with love♡

WHundreds of wite people are making oaths not to have children because of the ecological climate. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It is a dream to think that you can get away with doing wrong. Karma will get you. Beware.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

To you that created the universe. I’m sorry for when my emotions make me ungrateful. Thank you for making such a perfect organized reality and the human experience. It’s far more organized and creative than anything I could guess. You’re amazing. I love your organization, I love you so much....

Last night I had a dream about my celebrity crush/crushes. We were all hanging out at the mall and we got back to our “dorm” or apartment or home. I was in a room, assuming it wasn’t my room. I was turned the other way trying to head towards the...

Death

Trauma flashback: i was asking my parents for s***** protection because I had none and was s******* active and they told me they will not support me to have s** by getting me some protection from pregnancy like pills, condoms etc.

I got pregnant in high school and they forced...

Cheers to the broken dreams~
Cheers to the brilliant ideas~

why do ugly parents say their children is beautiful is it to feel better about themselves having good looking kids etc

why are there so many beautiful people etc

God please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things that I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

so many ppl in delusional land

why are lesbians more sane than gay men? etc

Waking up to a particular message

why do i talk under my breath when typing comments on the internet etc sometimes

5D > 3D

I’ll be waiting