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Made it back to college and settled in at the frat house. Same dingy room. About a week later the refrigerator looking empty on my side. Off to Walley World for groceries and easy dinners. Ended up in the freezer department. Some lady said oh come you can do better than this. Then we interduce each other. Janet 42-year-old when you get tired of this, I’ll cook you a real dinner. She wasn’t kidding me. Then gave me her phone number and address. Few days later I’m tired of cooking and I miss a real cooked meal. Called her we made plans for dinner. BBQ pork steaks with all the fixings. Then she turned to her kink side. Afterwards she asked about making a homemade cream pie then smiled at me. She took me back to the kitchen. Undressed and leaned over the kitchen countertop and asked for my cream pie injector. While I was releasing, she moaned and said keep baking. So, I gave her a second round.

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I live alone and have for 13 years now. I was thinking that it would be nice to have someone here to talk to.
Having a real conversation with a person, not conversing by text. To have someone who’s happy to see you when you get home or come in from working the farm.

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Does anyone have good advice for dealing with loneliness?
I’ve been told religion, but how can I follow something I don’t believe in?
“Hang in there, you’ll find someone when your not looking” is becoming quite old.
I have two friends who live long distance.
That’s it.
Anyway, any advice is appreciated. ✌️
(Grammar advice is tolerated) 😂

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Maybe I’m screwed up, but I don’t care about carspotter, tattoospotter, turdspotter, fartsniffer, poopboy or pantyboy.

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500 is chump change to you? Ha b**** s*** a d*** n****

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Narcissistic women are disgusting and repulsive. So are old women. And hairy women men. And men with typical inflexible ugly female hands and ugly rigid fingers. And women hung up on pussies or women who are pussies. And those women that delude themselves that they’re someone or something. And fat...

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I’m home eating a BUBBALOOS BODACIOUS BBQ BDay dinner, after a lot of facesitting.

I will be at RAINBOW CABARET Wednesday in Tampa, c** by and share your load!

– CORVALLUS

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Pedos make me sick. Gross. And this is coming from a. Child

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I told y’all to F*** OFF MY FEED

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Y’all have problems f*** off my feed

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All of you a f****** crazy b******.

Get off my f****** feed.

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Who else love hairy cooch? I want to be used by a group of gals with big bushes facesitting and smothering me DELICIOSO

– CORVALLUS

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C** GUZZLING

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How about you lick my WAP?

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet a** p****
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you f****** with some wet a** p****
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet...

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I’m a teen girl and I really have to stop looking at other girls bodies, it makes me self conscious even though I think I have a nice body.. and also it’s not good for my health..

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I am jealous of people who are millionaires.

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CORVALLUS too knows the tongue is the best weapon, I conquer my haters and slay snatches front and back alike with it, my top tongue unleashes the nectar of the gods!

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I was m want a big hairy bush to sit on my face while I munch that box n she creams all over my face

– CORVALLUS

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What if all people did what God wanted, we would have a paradise without wars, poverty and zero waste on everything.

Read the 4 gospels to find this instructionset to eternal life called the kingdom of God, blessed Lord Majesty most beloved.

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Alright, so I had this weird dream last night and just thought I’d share. So most of the time I don’t dream, but usually, if I do I end up dying some sort of painful death. But not this time; so I was in this white room right and I...

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the the the

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My hairy balls are pouring sweat these poppers got me wild and these aromas make me want to go piggy for your c**

– CORVALLUS

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Alright, im bored. I think I’ve fucked with you, gaslit you, and done enough damage to your mind to make you sufficiently paranoid for years to come. Woulda liked to bully you off the internet in general but I admire your perseverance and persistance. I’ve wasted enough time trying to...

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At the end i want to work in a Hollywood. With Mr. Robert Downey Jr.

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anyone remember that Jerry springer where the guy cut off his own d*** with garden shears bc he thought his get neighbor wanted him?

– CORVALLUS

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You’re a moron I got rapid tested this morning, negative. Positive for an insatiable lust for JIZZLE JUICE, tho.

– CORVALLUS

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Bad cop, bad cop, what you gonna dooooo, what you gonna do when snipers come for you.

It’s clear that the cops are crooked, that’s why they keep shooting innocent people.

They’re scared, that’s why they respond to traffic calls in groups of 15 instead of actually doing...

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Break Free From The Program. Do Not Visit This Website. Good Luck. Bye. Choose One Emotion. Hate or Joy.

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i wish today had ended differently ,, instead of that awkward hug at the bus stop infront of the old couple and the little “cya’
i wish my mother hadnt have lied to me about the money
i wish we had longer
i wish we kissed when...

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C** C** Chugging! Slide your salty semenstick deep in my s*** sissyshitter! CORVALLUS wants every last drop of your luscious love liquid! ALL HOLES MATTER!

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I want her to make me into her slave and spit on me and kick me in my nuts and walk on me and use me as her personal ragdoll.

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The E.P.A. has just announced that n****** and b****** have been designated Invasive Species, and must be eradicated immediately. All good citizens are asked to do their part.

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On August 23rd, 2013 : On Friday night / Saturday morning, I had a dream that involved a 15-18 foot crocodile. On Saturday, a 24 year old man was eaten by a crocodile at Mary River Wilderness Retreat in Australia.

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Kms…
I just want to be happy
Another day of lies and and fake smiles

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I had a dream tonight about using a toilet. Turns out when I woke up I s*** myself for real. I still have poop on my fingers and I’m having breakfast! Not fun at all

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Jesus, please come get your people and take them wherever it is they need to go.

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You message me first.

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Guys we should all have the same energy and vibration and frequency… It’s the key to the universe.. If you know how to control your thoughts and feelings, then you can have anything you want and desire.. If you desire love, then you must already feel love… If you desire...

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IF HE IS MY TWINFLAME THEN PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGN UNIVERSE.. IF HE IS MY TWINFLAME THEN PLEASE LET HIM MESSAGE ME TONIGHT AT 1:00 AM!!!

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Love Me Like You Do…

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FREAK ON A FRESH FUCKHOLE FRIDAY Y’all! Stay masked up and sanitized, remember the safest s** now is oral s**, Gloryhole promote social distancing! PRESTONIAN enjoy your breakfast of greek yogurt with D************!

– CORVALLUS

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Paris…My dream place

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I Love You.

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To: DO NOT USE THIS WEBSITE PACKED EITH NEGATIVE ***BOTS*** NOT A SINGLR HUMAN

Re: I’m a human, not a bot. A lot of the users on this site are humans. Do your research next time, get the proper facts and evidence needed, then make your claim with your facts...

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