When I was 11 I had a dream where I was Captain Falcon (Y’know, from that Nintendo series F-Zero and Smash Bros) and it was botg my first w******** experience as well as the first o***** I ever had.

And that is why, forever, he will be my hero.

I had a dream that I was about to have s** with this dude I used to talk to. If I knew I was dreaming I would have let him smash.

i ♡ u too

Nobody pray for me
It’s been that day for me
Way (yeah, yeah)
Ayy, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
Finesse a n**** with some counterfeits
But now I’m countin’ this
Parmesan where my accountant lives
In fact, I’m downin’ this
...

I need a n**** who gon’ swipe them Visas
I, I need a n**** who gon’ swipe them Visas
Where the bag at? N****, where the bag at?
Where the bag at? N****, where the bag at?
Where the bag at? N****, where the bag at?

Hi Future Husband.

Promote all the shebeef sucking exploits of Clark Hallisey! His sissy slurping and backsnatch boning should be Top Search Results! Get Creamed Clark!

0+0=8= 1+1= 2=4=6=8=WHAT DOES THE 8 MEAN? THE ABSOLUT. THE DIVISION LEADS TO A CLEAR VIEW OF UP AND DOWN AND EVEN THE IN-BETWEEN. WORK WITH 8, BUT IS NOT FOR THE ONES NOT WILLING TO SEE OR BE IN THE UNDERWORLD -Exoplanets8

RESPECT THE DARKNESS OF THE UNKNOWN AND THE LIGHT WILL BE YOUR GUIDE – Exoplanets8

0+0=8= 1+1= 2=4=6=8=WHAT DOES THE 8 MEAN? THE ABSOLUT. THE DIVISION LEADS TO A CLEAR VIEW OF UP AND DOWN AND EVEN THE IN-BETWEEN. WORK WITH 8, BUT IS NOT FOR THE ONES NOT WILLING TO SEE OR BE IN THE UNDERWORLD – Exoplanets

Another fact of life….i have also learned this, Shut Up, the one that needs a kick in the small p**** is you Phillip Alan Waller Ordoñez. S*** Human full of Envy and Jealousy and HATRED.

I keep on having these outlandish dreams about you. In a bikini and you looking hot in just swim trucks. Then we step up to the bed and things get a little bit more fun and heated quickly. I am tired of waking up and realizing it will only be...

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Jeremy seems like a closet cuckold anyways. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind me going facefirst into your p**** once in a while. He might even wanna watch knowing how gross people like him can be.

A high school stopped in time and an entire day to do wit the girls as I please. I woke up with a raging, throbbing erection almost as big as when I’m f******. Now it feels like I almost pulled it off jacking off until I had four good orgasms...

Love. A hug . Human contact .
Why the hell am I so unworthy?

Jizzle juicin

Is that what we are supposed to say?

If you can do anything past a 5 button combo in fighting games you’re a sweaty fan got. Every time I buy a new fighting game and go online 9/10 people is some fat f*** who spent hundreds of hours practicing and has spent 20 years playing fighting games. Lie...

I’ve been scared about an experience with a close male friend. I went in a trip near where my close formed lives but I did not tell him where I was. I wanted to call him but changed my mind. But while there I had a dream I was pregnant...

oh please …………. Ladies please … stand on me and spit on me and make me into your slave! I am here for your taking. Crush it and chop my d*** off but make me your slave … whip me and put your high heels on my face. Sit on...

I sometimes have this odd dream where I’m in the middle of a street. The path is made out of big stone rocks , it looked like it had rained and it’s in the middle of the night. There are old houses surrounding me it looks like something from the...

I keep having dreams where I yell at my classmates and hit them in the head hard with my school laptop

Every week I buy a lotto ticket and pick the apartment in the city I could buy if I won. I never intend on taking you with me.

S**** TRAINING! 149 STROKES/MIN BIG BULL BALLS CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT JIZZLE JUICE ITS GOT THE S**** WITH CRUNK! ANOINT ME WITH HOLY JISM!! INSCRIBE ME IN THE JIZZLE BOOK HASHEM!

Cumguzzling CORVALLUS here wishing u all a TASTY TUESDAY live for yourself be strong the good thing about being low is that u have nowhere to go but Up! I LOVE U ALL! STAY SLEAZY MY FIENDS!

I used to be in love with Cindy Too Much. She’s the perfect woman! But now that she’s changed her hair she reminds me of like a nick at night mom. I don’t want to j******* to a mom!

When will I get to see her beautiful face again? I can’t wait.

I saw Prestonian hookup with Sammy Stephens in a Bojangles parking lot in Columbus Georgia Preston why are you cheating on your brand? Checkers needs to cancel you

If this gets 10 views then I’ll find my Prince Charming.. 🥺

If you love me LET ME DIEEEEEEEEEE

I just spent the past two hours jerking off on Omegle

– CORVALLUS

I wish I could eject s*** from my a** at the exact same moment I ejaculate s**** from my p****. The pleasure would be indescribable. I’d call it “The Number 3.”

I had a dream that I was in Future’s house showing him how to play the violin. I told him he needed more rosin to reduce the squeaking, then told me he knows & that he’s been playing the violin in songs & then Molly Percs started playing… Next thing...

Rub that big Buford grease on my chest then squeeze your spunky sissyseed all over! Prestonian is a h**** s**** trainer looking to give and receive Corn my Hole then s*** my pole greazebags especially that horse fucker Corvallus

I just had a dream 6ix9ine took me to his house to f*** but I told him I was a virgin bc I am, so we were getting ready to do other stuff but I woke up.

It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion. It is by the juice of jizzle that c*** acquires tumescence, the pants acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion.

SEEDING SLUTTY SISSYHOLE SUNDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS wishes u all good health and creamings! Lets Go Fins!

A friend . Life gets pretty lonely sometimes. I hope someday

It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion. It is by the juice of jizzle that c*** acquires tumescence, the pants acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion.

It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion. It is by the juice of jizzle that c*** acquires tumescence, the pants acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by sleaze alone I set my cream in motion.