Hootie Hoo fellas CORVALLUS here I will be GREAZED n SLEAZED TOMORROW at Clubhouse II bathhouse for a Backsnatch Breeding Bonanza! Making Assholes Greazy Again 2020

To be wanted and loved even at my worst . To be held by someone that loves me. And also, someone who wants that from me back . Please god someday .

May have not been a dream . Last night we had a birthday party for my boyfriend . I dreamed that him and three other guys took turns f****** me . I woke up this morning with a very wet tired p****.

hi, i am your new best friend :3

I wish she would take me and sit on my face until I got passed out … out of pure joy.

I hope a new world order happens in either 2035 or 2045

There wasn’t a bird in the sky, but that was not what caught her attention. It was the clouds. The deep green that isn’t the color of clouds, but came with these. She knew what was coming and she hoped she was prepared.

As she sat watching the world go by, something caught her eye. It wasn’t so much its color or shape, but the way it was moving. She squinted to see if she could better understand what it was and where it was going, but it didn’t help. As she continued...

He shaved the peach to prove a point.

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server.

According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won...

I’ve seemed to have messed a lot of things in my life lately, people see so highly of me but all I feel is disappointment when it’s brought to my attention that I failed what I set out to do. Everyone expects so much, it has affected me in more...

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied....

He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.

Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.

He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.

Iguanas were falling out of the trees.

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams.

The cab arrived late. The inside was in as bad of shape as the outside which was concerning, and it didn’t appear that it had been cleaned in months. The green tree air-freshener hanging from the rearview mirror was either exhausted of its scent or not strong enough to overcome...

Mary plays the piano.

She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.

There aren’t enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.

Well s*** Tara, now I know why you’re with that ugly fat f***. Why be with an attractive guy, when you can date a fat slob creepshotter who can afford to drop 20 grand on a f****** camera in the middle of a pandemic. At least your life expectancy is...

dream

dream

she fucked me so hard…

Come on Corvallus! Bounce back to bonerville and fill that backsnatch pronto! We miss and love you!

Married to the Vision solely – exoplanets8 《bandcamp》

Married to the Vision solely – exoplanets8 《bandcamp》

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RIP Dak Prescott’s ankle, I loved seeing his b*** pop in those shiny blue pants it made my d*** hard when he scrambled and lunged that booty all WHAM!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I want to diarrhea on Corvallus’face after he has 10 gayrods blast their salty s**** shakes all over his face and goatee. You know he has a goatee like all those closeted bisexual queerboys do.

You know what I want to see if you want tips. PPPV.

I want YOUR c*** to RAIL on me TONITE! Jizzle sucking popper huffing raw and randy CORVALLUS hosting Airport La Quinta 405 c** git this BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH AHORA! Gina and Tina are waiting!

Just posted on doublelist you’ll know it’s me by my love of leche and creamy juice

– CORVALLUS

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please download the Squirt App and watch my cumunions. Thanks

I wish I could shrink down a Cessna light aircraft to microscopic size. The first place I would fly would be up an a**

I agree

You know what I’m not scared of death because If life is hard then death must be easy. <3