Patrick swayze is my w******** as a straight male

I fucken hate how lazy Toronto police are

York regional police are the biggest sh*t heads in the world

I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can lick my own d***

I keep my knife in a black leather sheath, real sharp blade named dagger mouth, armed to the teeth.
-prevail wonder.

Knife goes in, guts come out

When I beat my p**** white blood comes out

Kylie from Scotland blocked me, but she has a sister. Maybe I can humiliate her sister instead

Kylie from Scotland blocked me so I wouldn’t shave her head and make her look like a little baby

I need me a b**** with a tongue piercing

Tickle her n***** rings, touch a battery to her tip and fucken electrocute the b**** like a Jumpstart to s**

I’m sorry but your Toyota is getting a c** stain on the seat tonight

Do gay father r*** circles exist ?

Spent the night with your dad, you can take his a** back in the morning

All I want for Christmas? Is a NlGGA free year

All I want for Christmas? Is a woeld without dirty Indians

All I want for Christmas? Is a world without Chinese!

All I want for Christmas? Is one year without N********** S

So what? You’ve got an e bike …. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can lick your mommies t******

I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can lick your daufhters a**

I got my tongue piercing done today, now I can lick my dogs a**

What’s worse, Indians or Chinese fobs?

Kylie from Scotland, please unblock me, I want to f*** you hard

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate to photos of myself when I was younger

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate and pour it on fat pathetic dads at the mall

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate and drink it from a cup

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate in a ferris wheel and ejaculate on the women below

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate in a funeral home coffin

Is it illegal to have dreams that I Masterbate on public transit

Your n***** are touchable. Just see.

I know n***** that can touch your n*****

Honda Civic eg4 in Gütersloh.
-carspotter416

Audi R8 in Düsseldorf Germany.
-carspotter416

So what? You’ve got a couple slaves…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for another DUI

So you’re 45? Thats a great age for a kick in the a**.

dream.. he pulled the cover down just past my belly button and whispered “hey are you awake” he paused movement and didn’t budge until he heard me breathe again. “hey, wake up.” he whispered again a little harder this time. i felt something was off and i didn’t want to...

I got my d*** sucked in the burger king men’s room by a fucken transvestite

Santa’s gonna fucken r*** me while I sleep