my bf and i finally had s** the other day and it was honestly one of our sweet moments. both of us were nerv af but i noticed he was way more nerv than me.. once he got naked n showed his d*** he told me hes sorry for being...

I can see ghosts and sprits sometimes. People will never believe me, but if they were me, they would. There’s a particular figure I see more often, the bathroom lady. She’s a pretty stereotypical Japanese horror movie ghost. White skin and dress, black hair and all. Horror fans, you guys...

Why don’t you come and get me

Pretty PG of me to confess this, but who cares 🙂 Recently I’ve been getting tons of dreams about a guy I really like. In real life we were very comfortable touching each other and then quarantine came along and ruined whatever we had until I got his number. Now...

I have met Bill Clinton a few times, never Biden, & never for s**. My true stories are better than the repetitive BS u post about me. Also flag worship is akin to worshipping the golden calf, Nations are their people, not about symbols and mumbo jumbo.

– CORVALLUS

I’m sane and my psychiatrist was HOT

The best way to hurt someone who has a thick skin to harassment is to love bomb them , support them, and get them to count on you, then just stop suddenly. It fucks with people way harder if you raise them up before you try to take em down...

In a dream last night I finally agreed on sharing our bed with another male . Reason I agreed to get hubby to stop asking . We talked about who and and where this event would take place . We thought our place would be the best . The guy...

We both clicked and mimed together at the hospital. we are both little “insane” …what a beautiful boy.. a true boy…be my boyfriend. let me eat your heart like you eat mine. i want to sing for you.. heartbreaker, follow me boy

I could go for a halal k-bob oozing with hummus. But not the kind that would excite you fuckers

Meow

I love her so much and I miss her so much. When do I get to see her again I wonder.

I used to think white people were just stupid, that they had no logical concept of cause and effect. I was actually being nice in determining that, concluding what any rational human being would initially conclude and giving them the benefit of the doubt. “Is he retarded?” is what I’d...

Dave Thomas died in 2002 and I was living in Amsterdam. It wasn’t even funny, C-

Last night we watched a p*** movie . It was about a wife that fucked the pizza delivery boy . In my dreams I thought about this but with our neighbor’s son . I woke up f******** myself

I woke when I felt the bed moving, but before I could even move I felt him on my back. It is pretty easy to tell even half awake when a hard c*** is pushing between your legs. I panicked as his hand went over my mouth and hoped my...

My name is Vadia and Rebecca is my b**** lmao

My name is Rebecca and I love Vadia! <3

I want to have gay man s** with Corvallus, Prestonian, Clark Hallisey, Cream Gene, all those freaks. Pound my a****** and s**** deep in my guts.

I just want to be saved from my mundane life, I’d say I wish a prince or a knight in shining armor would sweep me off my feet but i’ve always preferred the villain.

Looking to D*** DOCK in the 305

HOLLA

yooo to the catgirl wannabe confessor, me too man, me too. it is not an over exaggeration to say i would sell my soul to the devil if it meant i could be a catgirl

i love the smell of boys. i love being in locker rooms.

A barbarian on the plain. Hand knitted deeply into your hair as I haul you along, like a ragdoll, throw you into the tent. You try to scream but all you manage is a squeak. Like a mouse. I love that sound

So, I met him (my friend) again in my dream. We didnt look like we were in college anymore. I was wearing this blue suit, he was in a white shirt, black trousers and a brown long overcoat. We went to a cafe, after ordering 2 ice americanos he said...

Hell’s waiting room.

Just let loose my JIZZLE JUICE on CBate c** check me out sometime you’ll never see a load from a cismale as dazzling as my gushers!

– CORVALLUS WINSLOW

This site is boring.

Too bad they don’t allow comments on this site.

World over population could be Quickly and easily solved by castrating all males under the age of 40. The population excess would drop over the next few years. It would be especially effective all newborn males were castrated before puberty.
This would maintain the balance of males to females,...

I’m into tasting and basting wonderous whizzlesprouts, I’m WILD for WHIZZLE! LOAD MY LUSTCOOTER!

– SEMANUS

Couldn’t get out of my head, today.

Thanks for the skintight leather booty pics s***

Has anyone seen the Manzoneer around here?

Charles plz reach out. -A

Stop complaining and open wide for my jizzle Spunkbucket Steve. Get out the closet, stop selfhating & accept you are a lusting leche lover, give yourself to the Holy Jism!

A dream and a fantasy come true. They started it. The girls. It was like a total blindside. My sister Mel, her bff Nina and I were bored as hell. We had taken a walk after sprucing up both our houses to keep the rents happy. “What if we play...

I had dreaming of cuming on my favorite anime characters face . The anime characters were nagito and haijme

I’d love it if all the racists, bigots and people who hate others for petty reasons like nationality or ethnicity all died at once. Good riddance, we don’t need you idiots on the only planet that supports life.

Hootie Hoo fellas CORVALLUS here I will be GREAZED n SLEAZED TOMORROW at Clubhouse II bathhouse for a Backsnatch Breeding Bonanza! Making Assholes Greazy Again 2020