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If I s*** a n****** d*** would that be good enough?

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i have a crush on my friend (hes right next to me as im writing this) and i want to tell him so bad, for some reason i just cant help but stare and admire him

its unfortunate that he still likes his old crush..

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I hate Betty Allerding. She is an ugly, lying, pathetic, low life, stupid f*** b**** c*** with a fat ugly wife who uses people then screws their life over to make her life perfect. She is nothing but a parasite. She can’t handle anything on her own. She needs to be raped and beaten a few times before she is finally killed. She cheats on her wife all the time anyways. That is why she has multiple phone numbers. Someone please go to her house and kill her.

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Judy Wright: “You wrote to my (now long dead cousin) under a fake name.”
Me: “The dead brother of your now long dead cousin was caught stealing VCRs at the Honeydale Walmart! Look it up in the Etobicoke Life news. Found at Toronto Reference Library!”

Fake Namr
Walmart Workers Busted!

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6 years

yes baby! that’s what I like to hear. love you

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6 years

I FUCKED Petey Wheatstraw, the DEVIL’S SON-IN-LAW! I creamed his c** cavern! RUDY RAY MOORE loved him some WHITE MEAT and we swapped that HOLY JISM in our s*** holes and peterpussy pockets!

We met after my brother spent a day driving him to various boishacks and weiner wranglers,...

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a dream
6 years

Off to bed after a long day at work . Felt great to get under the covers . I dreamed of baby sitting for a family friend . It snowed while they were gone . When they returned I was told the roads were bad . I called home telling...

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6 years

Don’t forget 𝕋ℍ𝕌𝔾 𝕋ℍ𝕌ℝ𝕊𝔻𝔸𝕐 this week at Cleo’s Lounge! Fresh out of prison or out on bail, these freedom deprived brothers need your white a** and they don’t give a hell! Du rags, Dickies pants and shirts, team sportswear, gold teeth and a black and mild!

If you white...

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6 years

Hail c***! Praise P****!! Sacred Phallus!!! It’s a new day, brothers. Let us be reminded that regardless of how stressful the day can become or how distracted or down our spirit may be, we serve c***! Each and everyone one of us has the altar of worship between our legs....

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6 years

baby you’re just going to have to come clean. you left your name checked btw, it wasn’t hidden. it’s not a game, of course i would share anywhere. i really think between the two of us we can keep the toxicity of the site, your transgressions, and troll to a...

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6 years

WOOFING WEDNESDAY tomorrow night at Cleo’s Lounge WOOF WOOF all you bears and admirers, wolverines otters chinchillas cool too c** on down 2 for 1 all night for werewolves only our championship pool tables come with padded exteriors for a bottoms comfort Breed you there

Cleo’s Lounge
11 S...

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a dream
6 years

AP: Trump playin the victim. Ohhh we were robbed! Oh, carry me! OhhH!!! His every move is out of the Narcissist playbook. Dude it is backfiring major. Violating the Capitol is like violating me personally. I have evwn more respect for Blacks now, having a little taste of the systematic...

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a dream
6 years

mmmmmm GREAZED N SLEAZED im ready to get my backpooter rooted! HMU on BBRT

– CORVALLUS

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a dream
6 years

I am only slightly conservative, which apparently makes me a commie p*********. And I will haunt your dreams with fair trade. I am your boogey man. If your only Trumply comebacks are how Pelosi is getting it wrong then you are too dimwitted to understand social progress. That is the...

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6 years

Sponsored: Trump and Rudy, your grandpa’s favorite old circus puppet show, will return to the roads again, starting January 20 at Hock-a-Loogie. Get your backsnatch pass now. We let YOU put the c** in circumference!

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a dream
6 years

Gonna have to have one last SLURPATHON at ORLANDO AIRPORT terminal B 1st floor bathroom next to Disney Magical Express before they close, gooey gucci gushers gulped down my psychedelic suckhole! Next holiday seedson when lots of tired travelers need a thrilling throat to throttle.

Have any of you...

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a dream
6 years

I keep having a reoccurring dream (which never happens for me) where I’m around my mom and stepfather. Sometimes he provokes me but mostly it’s just out of the blue, but I always end up beating my stepfather to death.
The thing is in dreams I can’t use all...

329 Views
a dream
6 years

HAHHHAHAHAAA!!!!! I love the racism in America! You dumb a** hos are so distracted & obsessed with black ppl you cannot even properly function. You ppl will literally turn into complete illogical raging monkey fucks anytime you see a black person simply sitting in a car LOL!!! You idiots will...

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6 years

Transgender males

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6 years

Lol. 5 white ppl died!!!! And they were all Trumpers too. Didn’t I tell you dumb a** racist hos that your goofy lil race war obsessive delision would only result in mass white death? Wasn’t a single black person out there & y’all really think burning BLM flags & painting...

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6 years

Trump definitely bows and presents his pink flaming O down in Mara Lugnuts

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6 years

vegexik113@maksap.***

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a dream
6 years

all these BALLs on ESPN right now has my prostate dancing and my sack rumbling

MMMMMMMMMM

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

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a dream
6 years

Darling? your soon to be Ex is VERY jealous of me. Awww, Can’t say I blame her. She’s trying to yell. (but you need to SHUT the trunk better and don’t forget the DUCT Tape over her mouth?) You poor poor man. I understand stalkers and freaks of nature. *wink...

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a dream
6 years

be peaceful to one another my fellow american denizens

peace

love

backsnatch

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

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a dream
6 years

mmm toasted Trump on brioche.

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a dream
6 years

i love the chaos man u true believe are wild need to get back on that trazadone and seroquel

– CORVALLUS

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a dream
6 years

of course i believe you baby, she stole the pills from you, in fact, her thievery is much more advanced now, you will be impressed love. i’m still waiting to wash you from head to toe and pleasure you, it gets me too excited. yours always

434 Views
a dream
6 years

I hope someday a cure for schizophrenia will happen. Sometimes I think . ( wrongly ) a microchip is the cause of all mental illness. I wish it were so . Then people could stop being in agonizing inner torment with the switch of a button . Suicide would no...

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a dream
6 years

To sketch him n*** with his eyes closed in a peaceful moment. Near an ocean. Or lake. Or even an Airport. Where behind him is the huge jet liners. That fly into the sky. (a sunrise) First thing in the early day. When he is kinda sleepy. But calm. His...

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a dream
6 years

Delete this toxic site. ew

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a dream
6 years

I need 5 crores in my Bank account urgently so that I can feel financially secure and live my life peacefully.

Amen!

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a dream
6 years

I’m just worried about screwing up my friendship with you . I am sooo scared of becoming your lover . It’s not that i don’t love ❤️ you . It’s that I’m sooo damaged . I think you also are damaged. We both are . Maybe it would work ....

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a dream
6 years

I lost more weight. WHOOO HOOO its gonna be a good day. No junk food. No fried. Just clean healthy foods only . (i just had a high protein shake) if i get hungry again? i’ll try to grab toast. Lightly buttered. But WHOOO HOOOO…i’m on my way to skinny...

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a dream
6 years

Its my dream to get FORCED feminize (it is a little contradictory statement) but I want to become someone slave like a fuckdoll used in parties in various degrading and humiliating ways, always getting punished and forced to eat anything disgusting and I mean everything. But I can’t find someone...

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a dream
6 years

Tbh I would like to go out for the title of Gaius Grundlehuffer Rex but I would need a full non-covid year to practice

hope some of u r down to help me practice

– CORVALLUS

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a dream
6 years

I really the annual Grundlehuffers’ Gala is able to happen in May, they had to cancel this year. Let’s get those vaxxes and we can all party in Chicago after Memorial Day!

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a dream
6 years

THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

IT WILL BE HUFFED

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6 years

if u wanna pay camgirls, sloancox has a nice hairy coozehole and she has that pierced goth look.

– CORVALLUS

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6 years

we need search engines that block sites like this one

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6 years

May the children grow in a safer and more heavenly clean society. Not this, No.

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a dream
6 years

a woman with a p**** is the second sexiest kind of woman, and the sexist p****-haver. and they make delicious nutritious tastalicious sweet tangalang letloosewiththat JIZZLE JUICE! Que delicioso con su coquito! Feliz Navidades mis jefes y papichulos!

– KORVALLUS KRIÑGLE

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a dream
6 years

18 Wheel Wally, if u were legit i’d be your lot lizard, hop in your rig & let u roost my rump. but ur fake

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

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a dream
6 years

Is Korvallus Kringle in the house because I’ve got a Christmas wish🎄:

I’m trucking down 95 and besides what’s in the trailer im hauling a 7 day load i sure could use some help unloading. Let me know if you can oblige my Christmas wish Korvallus Kringle 🤞

⚙️18 Wheel...

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