I touched my p**** to your skin and my c** painted you like a canvas.
-Real Life Skitso.

Spank your dad’s a** as I s*** in nastiness class.
-bonez mc

i woke up feeling someone s u c k i n g on my meat and i had no idea that was a thing until this because i was like 9 and my uncle had been drinking and my mom told me to stay in his room so when he...

Feels like an abortion and Arby’s night!

yoooo shotbydolo come and find me, we will make a p**** flick

Uganda be kidding me

I’m from the barware mob you can check da nlem

captain of the ship aka dirty fucken pirate.
-Madchild

Looking for photos of a well-built man defecating in a bucket. Pls fax with nudes to 281-674-5285

Come down yer chimney, f*** your wife till she has a bigger hole and toss her in the trash, eat your cookies n fly away .
-der weihnachtsman

Totally unreal and didn’t happen. But one night I was asleep dreaming about getting with this girl in my class and i remember waking up while she was giving me head in my dream to actually getting head while i was asleep. Someone was sucking on my d i c...

the elephant an the lamb is so scary

it doesn’t even connect to the recent tv show.

Sticking her legs in a wood chipper so she can’t run away was My dream last night.
-real life schitzo

damn,, must be so old if it was 25 years ago….

ms. elephant war is having panic attacks and repeated delusional imagination that is affecting alll of her minions

miss that devil

Israel****

dum de dum

I beat my meat so hard this b**** has been here for a week . It’s getting real awkward to always be sitting .
-F***** Potter

john travolta thinks that I am stalking him when it’s the reverse. nobody is stalking you okay hahaahah

i am sure he is not here

cummed sooo hard

Fatty😘😘

Still confused lol

My friend’s mom keeps appearing in my dream. She takes my hand and leads me to Sarah’s room (friends wife). Sarah is always on all fours and ready to go, and screams my name as she squirts. Needed to get that off my chest😋Allen

in every post that i do its not gonna concern about project or school sht or wrk lol

What in the hell is a backbush

My dream is go to panama

I dreamt of you and I miss you so much!

I dreamt of you and I miss you so much!

HOLY F*** I’M A STACKABLE BOY

Hey y’all A*** Alan here fka Always Open Alana and before that as A*** Aioli Alan. I’ve moved away from Miami and back to San Francisco. Corvallus was exaggerating about how many hairy honchos there are there looking for bodacious BACKSNATCH. Lots of bitchy bottoms and only a few BUGGARONES...

Hey y’all A*** Alan here fka Always Open Alana and before that as A*** Aioli Alan. I’ve moved away from Miami and back to San Francisco. Corvallus was exaggerating about how many hairy honchos there are there looking for bodacious BACKSNATCH. Lots of bitchy bottoms and only a few BUGGARONES...

I was just trying to get home from the grocery store, but there were road blocks everywhere. It didn’t look like there was anything ahead, so I decided to just keep driving through. Then when I drove up further I realized there was a parade going on. It looked like...

EAAA rump that p****! EAAA rump that s***-TAR!
EAAA AAAAAAAA R*** that Tar!

kieran we should of known he was a f** when we worked out he wanked 2 tofee lady lol

hardshit is a left wing f** as well i hope he knows i pray that every s*** skinned muslim gets turnt by ben nathanyahu

god save israel

harjit singh is probably gonna die soon of gay aids

harjitkeanusinghisafuckinniger