I dream of releasing all of my anger onto something, doesn’t matter what is it.

The Reunion

Fog swirls,
the scene unfolds,
there are campers and rv’s parked all around the yard.

The house is our house,
but it’s so much bigger.

Hallways lead to full bedrooms,
all of the beds are old,
the bed-clothes reveal their age with a...

Does anyone else remember when Corvallus wanted to have the longest g****** train inside the longest freight train in the world? It fell through when KY Jelly and Pig Sweat poppers dropped out as sponsors.

Since Lazer malt liquor stayed on as a sponsor he just moved the venue...

I have been recently imagining s** with a woman I’ve known since the ‘Summer of Bryan Adams’ when we were in First Grade. She was always the smartest girl in class, and her study habits were so admirable (not “enviable” enough, or I would have emulated them). She ALWAYS had...

Salma Anderson, I dream of you constantly, of our perfect days on different continents.

Tell me more

I just want a trans girl to love me, also a trans girl. And I want us to be gay and girly and play games all the time and just have a good relationship.

Show me that d***

I had a dream where everything was okay, you’re in it, but I already knew, it was nothing more but a dream cause goddamn you’re one hell of a douche, and you’re right, you are a f****** jerk, go f*** that red head you told me you met last year...

😇

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

Perry Kalynuk

I wanna be choked up by takis and double penetrated by a double whammy bing bang.

I had a dream about ATEEZ members. I was sandwiched between San & Seonghwa. One was In my a** & the other in my p****. I felt myself about to c** but I woke up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i want to marry cu chulainn

I want to be fucked with a strap-on by a hot girl.

I woke up feeling something wet touching my wiener. My brother and I share a room, his bed on one side, and mine on the other. My nephew was sleeping in my bed that night too. He’s 10, and im 15 and my brother is 14. He stayed over when...

If I could kill myself without bothering anyone I maybe do it

The hardest thing ill ever have to do is walk away from you. I know you are obsessed in love with me. I know you adore me. Im your everything. Darling , shhhh dont say a word . just remember me this way . gasp, Im pregnant with your baby.

You think you’re MAYCHO? Prove it by taking the corvallus challenge! First take two snorts of pig sweat poppers, then two sniffs of tina, then booty blast a shot of birthday cake flavored vodka then walk into cleos and say “WHICH OF YOU N****** HAS THE BALLS TO SLAM MY...

IMAGINE THE PARADISE THE WORLD WOULD BE IF IT DIDN’T HAVE N******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want a superpower

Those previous confessions here are so worstttt!!!! would you please guys don’t be so damn wild and, and … goshhhh! so bad. really really bad.

Can I hire the Cream Team for my birthday party (45 GWM)?

til we meet again if we meet again. ill see ya someday. One day? its been wonderful. i hope its not the end.

I love my Christian fiance . Im really excited to be his wife. Im just a little nervous. Its a huge step. Oh god , please give me strength to not run away.

Mirror Mirror on the wall,

Who’s got the Hairiest BACKSNATCH of them all??

Okay so I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 in half years now, and everything’s fine for the most part. But I have this dream about my “dream guy” where me and him are together and were constantly having the best amazing craziest s** ever!!!! and then I go back...

Im sleepy. I just need to rest

Probably half or a third of men who can even read it . ..

I had a legitimate dream in which I had s***** i********** with my fiancé’s mother. After that, everything was fine until I walked in on her mom changing in the bathroom at her house. I didn’t know anybody was in there cause it was 3 AM. I saw her naked...

I want someone who will take care of me physically and mentally. I just want to grow with them. Have a life. I want them to push me beyond my limits. I want to get out if here leave everything I know behind so I could live. Trust the universe!!!

So I want to go to the University Of Chicago in the future, but I don’t know what to prepare for since it’s a foreign country to me. I’m in real need of some pro tips from you guys, so can I ask what should I prepare for studying abroad?

For life to feel real. For my effort and energy to go noticed by SOMEONE. I just.. want to wake up and feel something again. I want to wake up and be excited for the day. I want to actually FEEL something. All I feel now is hatred, pain, guilt...

Its 5:07 am I should go to sleep.

BREED MY BACKSNATCH!!!

P****

Somebody to Love
Andy Delos Santos
Did you ever stop and think
Why spend too much time just getting ready?
Let me be honest
I don’t know a single thing
That I haven’t done to make you notice me
Let me be real...