From the bando to Baton, we makin’ it happen
I like a bittch bougie but keep me a ratchet✂️
Winning’s fantastic, Cartiers straight out the plastic
Diamonds in all of my glasses (chill) niggga

Migos ATL

Re: “I wish to meet you
I wish to talk to you
I wish to fix everything

AGAIN.”
Are you that I am talking to? Pls, gimme a hint. I can’t live without you.

I wish to meet you
I wish to talk to you
I wish to fix everything

AGAIN.

#Resonance

i like this girl SHE IS SO GODAM PRETTY HER EYES ARE BLUE SHES BLOND AND SHE IS SO KIND SHE MADE ME A BRACELETS!!!! but shes aerosexual so our relationship would be hard to understand w eachother. i really just want to hug her and make her mine

I have a dream to be turned into sissyslut

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I trained my sphincter on beer bottles. Gradual twisting. Graduating to lubed wine bottles, it was then onto more malleable yet more fulsome objects like uncooked German sausages.

This weekend I receive the horse phallus.

I win decent money, I’ll start saving up 500k dollars and in 2 or 1 year im going to find and ……. a random league of legends streamer, this will force the retarded community of gamers to know their places and i’ll be able to pay back to riot games...

Today in SC History Corvallus released his #1 hit on the LGBTQHDTV Hip Hop Charts “KEEP THEIR DIĆKS CREAMING” a remix of Dr Dre’s keep their heads ringin’

///FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE///

EXCERPTS FROM CORVY B’s new single coming out soon on Grundlehuffer Music Recordings:

“KEEP THEIR DICKS CREAMING”

Funk...

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I miss Corvallus regular confessions. Maybe some day, hollyweird will make a series or movie about his whacky exploits.

Years ago I walked into the wrong rest room and said it was an accident so I wouldn’t lose my job. Pretty crazy and dishonest. Kind of perverted too.

Those easter eggs you are eating are filled with my feces!

Evil Easter Bunny 🐰

I love playfully flirting with JoAnna Freeland via emoticons and GIFs. It’s the closest I’ve ever gotten to having what feels like a female friend who I can joke with. She is extremely smart and gorgeous. Sadly, I know it is just a dream and that I simply do not...

BMW m5 at college park

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And the award for the biggest fagggot on this website for 2026 goes to…. Earring Magic Ken.
Sorry Corvallus you weren’t gay enough for the trophy

THE OSCARS 2026 – ACADEMY AWARDS – OSCAR AWARDS 2026

And the award for the biggest troll on this website for 2026 goes to…. Irish alcoholic assholes.

THE OSCARS 2026 – ACADEMY AWARDS – OSCAR AWARDS 2026

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First I spill this beer then I spill your guts with the glass from my bottle

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

dm me if u have bps or vioolar

cut it out hoe, or im gonna fucken make you cut it out ✂️ 😤.

-Mr Knife 🔪

Hey me too. Wearing my wife’s ohh so hot underwear. I get turndt on like a crazy maniac; jacking it and blasting off as a hornay monkey. Yah hoo!

But Julia, J said “My dream already came true tho 😀😀my dream for Years was to meet you😍🙈🥹and that was the best thing ever. I always look at the photos and videos I took with you, I love you so much Julia”

I love hiking naked, my little wang out in the breeze and sun. So many ppl seeing, waving, laughing. It’s a buzz for me.

Country of Canada
F*ck you!

#FuckCanada

does anyone on here know where i can buy or rent some nigggas to use in my music video?
looking for about 20 of em, subsaharan afraicanos, must be black and sketchy for a rap video.

-Beef Keef aka banana K33f

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Braaaap braaap braaap that’s a dirt bike and I’m gonna do a tirespin in your yard 😎🔥get me a fucken mountain dew 😎 😤

Tread Dickless aka D*** treadless

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Wanna read hott Tales of bedroom activities today. Happy valentines day every body, now get busy..

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Hotwheels Mercedes CLA at the Canadian International Autoshow 2026

Carspotter416

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Thank you Julia , cuz it really means a lot. I appreciate it. Because there’s nobody else in the world that ever compares to u. I love you more than anything. s**** that I’m so far away I wish I could be there for you right now.

I wish it was legal, like in ancient Greece, for men to keep young boys as their personal sᴇx objects. I would love to have my ᴅɪᴄᴋ and my ᴄᴜᴍ in a little boy’s mouth and up his ᴛɪɢʜᴛ little ᴀss hole. Boy, would I love to have a cute...

I hate canada more than anything.
I wish nothing but the worst for canada

Ben Richard’s is “the Running Man”, he’s Running straight to home video DVD!

Staring Arnold Swarovskinigga