You want me to GUT ultra magnus?
Cyclonus
I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.
Kiss my asss whoville
The Grinch
I was at the beach today, nice in Florida. A hottie was sitting on a towel and I was chatting her up. She was wearing a crop top and pan-ties. I’m a pan-ty freak and noticed immediately. I dripped pre juice in my bikini suit and had a wet spot. She lol. Soon after I shot a load of jissum, excused myself and went to clean up in the ocean.
There’s this guy named Jake… He’s really cute and I’m fairly certain he’s gay. I want that a**, like…. seriously. He’s in the Marines (kinda) and that’s a TOTAL turn on to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone. I’ve dreamed of choking myself on his entrails while simultaneously plugging my a**. Love it.
I had a dream I had s** with a B** and it was the best s** of my life. Now I have my eye out for one.
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I’ve had a dream about cheating on my girlfriend.
I once had a dream I was a man,there was a marshmallow with a face so I fucked it and then I saw a jawbreaker and I licked her until she gasped for air and that’s mostly it
I awoke this morning to some tears in my eyes. At first I was confused, then I was frightened by the reason why. It rushed to the front of my memories as a foretold future of an alternate universe I feared. I slowly closed my eyes to visualize the very...
I really want to have a s** dream but don’t know how can anyone help
i want my old friend andrew to make me inhale all his farts. hes such an alpha and i want to be his little wimp
يا رب اشوفك بكرة و تكلمنى. يا رب تكلمنى و نبقى اصحاب عشان انا حاسة انى معجبة بيك و نفسى نتكلم بجد.
I have my dream job of being in the army right at my fingertips, I’ve been accepted but I also have my girlfriend and friends back here. I have to leave for 7 months with not a lot of time to contact people and people are a huge part of...
i love food
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its a joke alright ?
i want to love ʝєяємιαн but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don’t talk to me
i want to love ʝєяємιαн but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don’t text me anything on here
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I want to move to the Netherlands with my hushand. We’ve been planning a year to move to Amsterdam for his job and we rented a beautiful place in Old West. It was all so amazing to contemplate, and scary exciting to just do something amazing with our lives because...
Had a dream about this girl I like. Dreamt she was m***********. Seems like it’d be a nice dream, but wait: She had a p****.
i have been having dreams about being together with this one guy for as long as i have known him. the first year my dreams are kind of basic, like hugging him tight stuff like that. the second year i start digging my hands into his shorts but i was...
I used to have dreams of an “person” I don’t identify attempting to break in to my home at night. I’m usually alert in the dreams. I watch the house door. The lock always unlocked easily, so I use my own force to keep it from unlocking. I dream of...
i can fly
I licked an ice cream cone instead of the ice cream
I know I’m probably a bad future parent because I want my child to be born a male, an albino (I’m black) and gay. It feels so wrong since even being either an albino or gay will make things kinda difficult growing up, but it’s a fantasy of mine.
