Halloween costume ideas for your kids! The Joker from batman, knife not included!
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Beautiful starlet at the end of the day.
Adult male heater tomorrow. Perverts sit in their cars and drink liquor and do drugs before coming I . I love walking thru the store to the pervert p*** booths in the back. Pay my 14 dollars for hours of free p*** until 2am. Soon as you open the door you hear sluts moaning and sucking big p**** c****. Perverts in the hallway . Watching sluts get fucked . White men particularly love watching bbc . As do I. Walk into the booth leaving the door open going through videos. Want everyone to know I’m about to watch a teenage white s*** like 3 giant bbc’s . Get a** baked. THEN I close the door. Turn the volume up loud. Couple lines of cone. Down some whiskey. Hit my vape. Grab by hard pervert c*** and watch these 50 yr old black men with giant c**** f*** this 90 pound white teen. Moaning and screaming that ima p*** addicted pervert. 30 min later I’m throbbing and drooling on myself. Bouncing my a****** on a d**** while I f*** my fist. Moaning . Screaming. Then I c** all over the floor. Put my clothes on. Leave the d**** in my puddle of c**. And walk out with the p*** blasting
I want to pee on you R kelly
Had a dream where some late twenty to mid thirty something man named Ben (something like that) had found my contact information and extremely personal details. I remember my dream self looking down at my phone. He first texted me, then I texted him something brief, and then he send...
I’m a musician and years ago got some email from a girl I didn’t know from across the country saying one of my songs stopped her from her fifth suicide attempt and it was one of the proudest moments of my life. A couple years pass and she finds and...
Grandmother s**.Mina sain lõpuks vanaemaga hakkama.Tundus et vanaemal oli liiga suur puts et mul uppus ära.Võibolla oli mul liiga väike kukk.
I keep constantly having dreams about me looking at someone elses life thru their eyes and seeing what they see everyday. I’ve been having these dreams since I was 13, does anyone know what this could mean?
*WARNING NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED* I’ve had terribly amazing fantasies of kidnapping and torturing people. I once thought about kidnapping my transgender friend (FtM) and giving him a s******* then making him f*** a virgin straight friend. I’ve thought about kidnapping my ex and cutting him up or beating...
(short confession/question) I like older men and find them very attractive Question … I’m 15 how do I know if an older guy (20-50) likes me?
Hey V if you ever see this ,I regret not asking you to come home with me .I thought about you all night! I love being a you. …how was the ravioli?
Yes it’s me!!!!!D
I had a dream where I was Jack Black and worked at a movie theatre (I’m a girl, 15 in real life) and I couldn’t find a girl friend so I went to a mall and talked to Sanrio characters and looked at their merch ( I love Sanrio!>, <)...
I wish I can die Nothing in my life feels warm anymore
thin, veiny hands with long fingers turn me on so much. i love the look and feeling of them
I want to be in my home for all of my adult life. Of course, I would leave for taking out the trash or emergencies, but otherwise I have no excuses. I want to stay home for work and play and sleep, and I know that I can, since other...
I have a dream to be an assassin, not black market, but a government assassin type. I don’t know why but I just do. I feel in some ways I’d be good for the job but I’m not sure … Any tips, help, advice? It’s not a...
If I could, I would kill every social work/CPS worker in cold blood and have no mercy. They all deserve to die for all the pain they have caused children and ripped families apart. I would even cut off their heads with a chain saw. I’m very angry right now....
The other night I had a dream where I slept with my cousin. I woke up and it was all I could think about. She’s in town this week, and I can’t stop thinking about it. I keep having thoughts about if she stays over, if it would be possible....
My cat’s birds keep shitting on my car. My cat is a pigeon herder. The birds belong to the cat. They nest and lay eggs where the cat is but I think it’s that f****** hippy feeding them bread near my car making them s*** on it
I love it so much when girls go ewwww, and scrunch their noses. It looks and sounds f****** beautiful, makes me all glowy and giddy inside especially if they’re all valley girl too ?
I wish that I could have the motivation to get out of bed in the morning without relying on medication
I’m not gay or anything but I have very vivid and intense s***** fantasies about my best male friend
i want to f*** my mom
ynes is still looking for you, R.
I just want to get pregnant and have a baby so bad. My life just feels so incomplete. I wish I had a husband and a baby.
I am a inexperienced writer (of anything really), but I’m going to try to wright down some dreams that still bounce around my skull and haunt my thoughts. They are a little blurry, but I can remember the key bits and pieces.
Dream #1.) I was walking down a trail...
I wish I could just lay in bed with my soulmate, cuddling (perhaps better naked), talking all about our dreams, future plans, and happiness together, all while kissing. I’m afraid I’ll never find my soulmate.
I had a dream that I would meet someone referred to in the dream as “Iris”. I met them and we became best friends within a week, just as the dream had described. The one thing the dream didn’t tell me, was I would befriend someone who would poison our...
Ok, I had a weird a** dream. (Its kind of a long one)
It started when I was with a good friend of mine and his family. We were at some kind of amusement park, like a Six Flags or something, except everything was made out of coral. Imagine the...
when I was 17 I had the worst nightmare: I was walking home from high-school. It was snowing outside. A man came to me and asked for my backpack and I gave it to him, then he pulled down his pants and I started to run, but in dreams...
My first wife and I are divorced 10+ years … I’m NOT giving up on her! Everyone says to move on, get over her, it’s over … but no one is living my life! I love her and cannot give her up, yes, it’s probably crazy and counter productive …...
F*** f***
It’s rising up in me. The urge to kill. Wtf is my problem? I feel like I’m going insane. One day I’m going to pop. I’m scared of myself.
i wasted so much of my life in denial and now i know im a lesbian i feel like im going through all the things most people do in early highschool but im finishing college. i feel like ill be 30 before im ready to date someone and im trying...
I’m taking this fashion design classes, and I’m so excited about the possibilities
I seriously want an asian sugar daddy so bad, like that would be a dream come true.
I’ve been having dreams about having s** with a certain girl in my grade. the only reason i want to have s** with her so badly is because she is so small for the age of 18, and i can only imagine how tight she could be with that plump...
I once had a s** dream about one of my teachers. I never really had feelings for him but I still feel bad about it
Crazy dream. I work at a smoothie bar in New Jersey. I work 6 days, I have a wife and kids. I’m very loyal to my family and myself. I work as much as I can to provide the best for them that makes proud of myself. Im a role...
There’s a guy in a small country in Europe. I have my own life, a nice job, a partner who I will probably marry, my family, my friends. But if this guy from a tiny place in Europe, where they speak a language I don’t even understand… if he...
There is a person at work. I think about us as an us sometimes. I miss them sometimes and love bothering them.
bom eu sou um brasileiro e moro na parte de SC, eu fiquei muito triste quando minha placa de video queimou :c fiquei muito triste mesmo o que eu queria mesmo era ter uma nova placa de video por que eu nao aguento mais jogar fortnite no xbox one sou...
One of the girls I work with always wear fairly low rise jeans. She also always wears the most beautiful underwear that’s peeking out above her jeans. I know her whole collection by now. Today she was wearing my favorite. A full b** pair (she doesn’t do thongs), pink and...
I would like to be so pretty as to inspire someone to draw a beautiful portrait.