not a flex i hope u burn alive and have to survive and live out ur days in horrendous pain

Good morning.

OMG! I just received postcard from North Korea! It’s from Natasha!!

I fucked a p*** star last night. The skank was the best f*** I ever had.

i love my boyfriend so much, he’s so f****** adorable. i want him to peg me until I start screaming and he knows he has total control over me. i want him to jerk me off while I sit on his thighs, while he calls me a good boy, a...

I keep dreaming of a certain someone and trying to understand by connecting the dots.

I Jimmy Snodgrass, if elected President will eliminate political parties. The Govt. has been double minded for two long. Washington hated parties and so do I.

C***!

Third dream about her since we fell out of contact…things started off awkwardly between us but deep down I wish we could have worked through whatever plagued us at the time. I miss her tremendously and hope these dreams mean there’s still a chance…even though it’s been months since we...

I have been restricting food and working out a lot. I want to be skinny so bad, i lost 5 pounds but i struggle with binge eating. I’d be lying if i say it was for me, my ex best friend always thought she was fat, i told her that...

She is like my daughter. But still cant control my s***** desires for her. I have been m*********** by shouting her name and it gives me immense pleasure. I wish she could give me a b****** atleast and an oral from me in return

This is Jimmy Snodgrass. I need your money to establish a campaign headquarters in every state. I need to compete in all states. Every headquarters will have a swimming pool so I can decompress after a hard day of campaigning. Plus I need some rich volunteers who can lend me...

I have cerebral palsy. I am not cerebral palsy–typo

I am cerebral palsy and cant walk. once in a great while I have the dream where I am able to walk on my own. I enjoy having the dream. I never have a feel of falling. But–they never last long enough. They’re a bitter sweet though. I always wake...

Meeting a good woman and getting to know her all over again.

Teen Titans Go is a really bad show. Even though I’ve seen about 80% of the show, I hate it. I remember watching it as a younger person and I was oddly attracted to Robin. I’m pretty sure I was in 1st grade and I had a dream about the...

I love you, Cristhi. I hope you change your mind.

Yo gang gang where my jizzleheads at? CORVY B in the place to be looking for a nig to split my wig !

I’m that s**** sommelier and that deacon of dong! If swallowing gallons of jizzle juice ain’t right then I wanna be wrong!

I’m that boy that’ll...

I HOPE MY CRUSH AND HIS BOYFRIEND BREAK UP I HATE THEM

I really want to open a bakery x coffee shop in little town somewhere in Europe and just spend the rest of my life there

I finally had another dream about Seonghwa. In this dream I was riding him. It only lasted a few seconds. Which is actually what I imagine how long it would last in real life because he is a Korean. I hear they have very tiny cute penises. The thought of...

My dream is for everyone to fall in love with Jesus like me. Otherwise he will f*** you over. Ouch!

Pinutol ko ang ugnayan sa isang taong gusto kong pahalagahan at panatilihin sa natitirang bahagi ng aking buhay. Ang sarap sa pakiramdam na kasama siya, kahit palihim, na pagmasdan ang buwan habang lumalalim ang gabi. Binigyan niya ako ng mga papuri. Palagi niyang pinapagaan ang loob ko. Nahulog ako sa...

getting rejected s**** and it happens, its alright to be scared of it, its alright to be afraid of rejection. but if it does happen you can learn to move on, you can still be happy and find happiness in other ways. its alright to be sad or dissapointed, thats...

I want to ask my female friend out and see where things go from there, but I can’t because I am scared what will happen if she rejects me. Are things going to be the same again after that? Am I still going to be her friend?

It’s times like this where I really think I love you. But this is when you’re okay, and not cynical and prude. I love you. But you’ve changed a lot.

Every suburban street in America should have Atleast one dead nigro hanging from a tree.

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I want to f*** Sabrina so bad that I can feel it here from within my soul.

I dream that some day everyone will realize that “black lives matter” isn’t a way to exclude anyone but more of a statement that all lives can’t matter unless black lives matter as well.

I dream of being your benevolent dictator. ORDER, UNITY, OBEDIENCE. One world, one government, one culture, one religion. We could achieve such marvels once united in purpose. I would consolidate education, every year.. Pass or get conscripted. Only people that are Useful get clothes. Consent is irrelevant, be prudent. Children...

Daisy’s Destruction the Broadway muscle.

In my dream I died and went to hell. The demons asked me what took so long. They had been waiting for me for a long time. I could have gone to hell a long time ago. Then they started laughing and threw me into the lake of fire. I...

I want to kill myself and I don’t want anyone to find my body , I just want them to know I’m dead

Spit on me and twist my t******

I basically told my boyfriend i don care if he ends our relationship or not. He mentally & physically exhausting but ive secretly been in therapy working on my self worth & how to move on if he wants to break up with me. I dont have the energy anymore...

I wish i was born a girl. Women are just so much prettier than men, have better styles, Respected a lot more than men from what i seen and heard around where i’m at. but an actual girl, i dont want to be trans because i personally think thats not...

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I wish I was born in the late 60s-early 70s so I could have s** with dave mustaine when he was younger 😭 or just atleast go to one of his concerts god semdgsrbe

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