how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

an entire football team according to forbes

秘密ノ金魚#6559 is my discord uwu for all you epic gamers.

-Inumimi

yea

I just want Geeking to come back I miss being an e-pup and loving everyone and receiving love but now because of you f****** child loving freaks and human scum, the app got banned. I miss everybody. 🙁 and I can’t go back to Facebook because Facebook in cracking down...

Oh god oh f*** I hate myself- But I kinda don’t regret posting that so, w h o o. It’s me, the former e-thot Inumimi and I’m here to say I f****** love everyone here who doesn’t post about fucked up s*** and I wish you the best of luck...

I’m so f****** stoned so let me embarrass myself. W o o f. uwu

I love fish so much especially sharks and sturgeons whenever I see one of their babies I start almost cry.

I used to be the biggest e-thot on the planet and had a small harem of...

Few awe beheaded beneath death, misfowtune, and the amanojaku
theiw heads awe wetuwned to the buckets

necks awe itchy, itchy, itchy
kakakakakakakaka

ignowance is bwiss;
the gwaveyawd is in namitsuki
they awe disappeawing and dying wike bugs

necks awe itchy, itchy, itchy
kakakakakakakaka

the head...

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω｀o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus...

Mina sain täna päeval oma emaga hakkama.Olime mitu tundi kahekesi voodis.Olin seda asja mõelnud mitu aastat tagasi.Täna päeva ajal lõpuks nõustus minuga.Ema tõmbas akendele kardinad ette ja pani ukse lukku ja läksime voodi.Mind erutus tõusis veelgi kui ta ennast täiesti alasti võttis.Emaga on imeline voodis olla,justkui jumala kingitus.

I want to kill people, I want to bomb public areas and gun down civilians, I want to kidnap and torture people, I want to hunt. Not because I think it’s fun or because it’s a need I have.

I’m just bored

since i was about 8 everytime i went to have a bath i would run the water onto my v***** to make myself orgasim, first i thought it was clean from the dogs licking the p**** and my step father molesting me all the time being fingered and what not...

You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

I’d like to clear some stuff up! I’m not here for s e x u a l purposes. There’s a bunch of f****** weirdos here so I’m just here to spread some wholesomeness since Geeking is gone. : (

-Inumimi

i’M 13 and I have only gotten my d*** sucked a couple times, any good ways to make pocket pussys, or to get someone to s*** me dry? also h**** asf rn, help me out, type some s*** stuff, to help me c**

“White extinction anxiety” LMAO! I screamt when I first heard of this condition.

Told my bf I needed a break from him. He’s giving me 2 days. The freedom from his ways is a breath of fresh air. He’s promised that he will be the person I need from now on, coming this Tuesday. Yeet. I’ve contemplated whether or not I should flirt...

differentiating between bad and good people

I used to have an obsession with black c**** going in white chicks. I was embarrassed for so long and haven’t told anybody. I think it’s s***

I would really like it if I could find a heterosexual couple that wants to have s** with a 3rd party on a regular, I’d prefer Christians, with no children, who also care about my well being. ❤️

Ok, so i’m a 19 y. o. virgin girl. I dated this guy for 5 months last year but we were never phisically intimate. So here’s the freaky dream: He was lying naked on bed. I was slowly getting undressed while looking at him with desire. I felt really h****...

I just killed my childhood bullys friend with a car in the middle of the day in front of her kids and loved ones.

💤……💤…………💤……💤

White extinction anxiety, white displacement anxiety, white minority anxiety.

LMAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOOAOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOOAOOAOOOOA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHHAHAHA. LLLLLMMFFFAOOOOOOO. SNSNJFKFJEKDKXJCJCNDNMMMM

I wanna s*** a big c*** so bad right now

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after two whole years since getting my first helix piercing, i finally got another one! my piercing wishlist is still super long because i’m a minor and i need parental permission to get these done (lame, i know). i want an industrial piercing, tragus piercings on both of my ears,...

To the guy I’ll never get

I find you unbelievable attractive. Not necessarily because of your looks, although I don’t think any sane person could look at your jawline and not be a little swoon by it, but because of the way you carry yourself. Effortlessly, almost arrogantly. Like you...

Lately iv been having a lot of dreams where people are really mean to me for no reason and hurt me or i end up getting nearly killed thousands of times and yet no one cares. last night though one person in my dream actually helped me. they where so...

f*** me

I dreamed about having s** with my girlfriend’s friend.

Since we cannot be together in life we should just die together.

i once had a dream that i got shot in the head, i had sleep paralysis that night and for some reason thought i was actually dead

I wish I was f****** immortal. How can I feel this longing for eternal life but at the same time want to kill myself?
Maybe it’s the feeling of not being rushed that I crave. I want time to travel around the world, experience pain but not die from...

I have always known I was bisexual, long before I had s**/experienced it with both genders. While my preferences and relationships are for/with women, my male desires and urges are fairly strong. I have long had a goal no matter the consequences of being outed on the internet out of...

What of Cortez is right and they are going to get rid of the billionaires or multi millionaires? What if capitalism is crumbling? what if the reds are coming? What if this is the moment of revolution? What if there are breadlines and old soviet women fighting over one pair...

I had a dream about my first kiss a few nights ago. Well, not really my first dream about a kiss, but the first one that felt real. I was in the final number of some musical and I knew I was in a dream but didn’t change anything. I...

At the moment I’m texting a 17 year old girl I met on omegle. She is nice and into the same general stuff I’m into and I’ve helped her with her artwork and stuff.

I’m a 21 year old guy. And I don’t have friends, she is the first person...

I had a w******** of an unknown Muslim. I’m a Christian. Muslims, as well as amazing brown skin Indians and Pakistanis have been my desire since I took an Islam course. It makes me constantly s******* frustrated.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FROM HAVING A LUCID DREAM ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH MY BROTHER

Big note here: My brother IRL is not the same person in the dream. IRL he’s severely autistic (the medical term, not the internet term people throw around). He can barely function on his...

I had an lesbian e***** dream and fed into it by reacting with my v***** but the demon in my dream looked like a girl made my v***** teact first mout of guilt and anger about attraction i reject it and denounce homosexuality.i proclaim
And publically remounce thrse nasty...