here i am, checking my crush zodiac sign and reading everything about it from his birthday then matches our love compatibility HAHAH its 4 f****** am, idek what I’m doing with my life. then reading about astrology posts and stuffs, giggling when i see “taurus: awkward as hell but spoils...

The inconvenient truth is that there is no global warming. It’s all another New World Order political scam to control the people and take their money.

I am smarter than you.

It is now daylight savings time in the US. So nobody knows what time it really is.

I dreamt I was your brother. Is it weird to have an i***** fantasy bout someone whos not actually related?

I had a dream that I was showering with my friends (yes naked). And then this 9 yr old boy comes up to me and my friend (only female and we’re 13) and says he will finger us. Anyway he did and my friend moaned really loud and I was...

I want to go doody in my sisters mouth .doo doo doo doo stinky poppy doody.

I hate having those dreams where I am in a relationship with an amazing girl and the relationship is so vivid and feels so natural and real, even though it is not a girl from my waking world/real life, and is never the same girl or evem similar from one...

Last night i had a dream that my house parent pressed his b**** to my b*** and grabbed me roughly, i liked it because hes f****** hot. im 15 and hes 26, also i have a boyfriend

N***** DIRT. I want to drink the blood of a transgender woman

I dreamed about a girl in my office e whose got a big sets of t***.

So there’s this girl i like and i have liked for 2 years. I’m still hoping though…

CASTRATION is the cure for r***. If rapists were castrated the crime would stop.

There is such r*** culture on some campuses. We see it in Hollywood too with the ‘casting couch’ and that Harvey Weinstein. We should stop calling it s***** misconduct just because some Hollywood big shot...

Don’t you just love the pristine and oh so pure virgins. They are so sweet. So righteous. They are so shocked when they see a c***. How appalling!

Such innocence and so c*** shocked!

Mythical Jesus is the only thing keeping white people from being as destructive as they already naturally are. The greatest invention to ever exist, without this figure, we all would have been wiped off the face of the earth by whites several thousands of years ago. I feel like they’re...

I was all like pew pew pew merica

I offered my devoted love as a gift to her and warned her that if she declined I would make her suffer intensely and for a long time. Perhaps I would pour fuel on her and set her ablaze. So what do you think of my approach?

I often see news headlines like: Top Ten Corporations That Pay No Tax. Or maybe it’s the top 15 or top 20. They all make hundreds of millions and pay nothing.

Warren Buffet jokes that his secretary pays more tax than he does.

So how can I avoid paying...

I dream of a world of music

I just want to watch Korean historical dramas all day. They are very entertaining and so well written and performed. Life of the King and the ordinary people can teach a lot if you think about it, and the Korean dramas portray is very well.

I just want to lay next to you and just talk. I want you to wrap your arms around me and just stay there until we fall asleep. I really need you right now

I wish I was married to my husband’s brother.

I am muslim, he is hindu. How do I stop myself from falling for him.?

I am not allowed to marry someone who is not my religion, he is my brother’s friend, we have gone on outings with a group, I have joined the company where he works. He is...

I have a great dream of creating malware i want to shut the world away and kill every single computer in the world f*** the government all they do is lie to us but ever since i was 6 I’ve had this dream of destroying them one day i will...

I want a baby so bad…. my boyfriend doesn’t want anything like that anytime soon. But every day I dream about having kids. We don’t use condoms or BC, and I haven’t gotten pregnant yet. I’ve thought about asking other men if they want to have s** with me just...

I want to be eaten out SO bad! I don’t even know what’s wrong with me. Every time I think about s***** experiences – all i think about is getting my p**** licked and my c*** sucked ’till I squirt!

All I need is a $5000.00 gift to get my life on track.

This is going to sound stupid as hell but I have a imaginary girl friend and there the best thing thats happened to me. I havent been able to trust anyone for the longest time and so I created them to help me. Its not like I just say “Oh...

To call this a dream is not accurate, but a dream is more than a fantasy. Even as bad as it hurt to hear growing up and fight it/convince myself it was not true, even as much as I adore women and p****, I am a f*****….and I do not...

Okay so I actually f****** hate my life. Not for some reason like I’m antisocial, abused or suicidal. I hate my life because of how repeative and boring it is. I’m going mad living in this time loop i call life. I go to school and I see my friends...

In 2004, a little boy named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, “W****! S***! The sandwich...

I’m a 23M and I just had a w******** I gave oral s** to Emmy rossum ( fiona from shameless ) Should I tell my gf of 1 and a half years this or it isn’t a big deal?

Could people be any more brain dead than the people on this site!

I want to f*** someone so bad.

My gf has a big, beautiful black a**. So of course, I dream about little white a**.

I just dreamt about having the perfect relationship with a girl I am slightly not attracted to in real life like wtf ?
It seemed too real and too bad to wake up like what the actual f*** I was happy too

I am a guy and for years now i have wanted to be a woman. I really want to s*** c*** and eat c** and dress all feminine. I want to find a rich guy so he can buy me all the things i want.

I f****** love Lost Girl so much.

PS: THE WINDS SUPER STRONG AND I FEEL LIKE ITS GONNA BUST MY WINDOW OPEN AND VIOLATE ME

-Inu

I have a dream of one day breaking into every single f****** US Government Group Including Nasa
and the secret service of the united states I also plan on creating the most dangerous peace of malware knowed to man kind and I will make sure it f****** happens even...

I have a fantasy of walking down Hollywood Blvd with an aluminum baseball bat and hitting every black person I see upside the head with it cracking their watermelon shaped heads open. I’m not a racist and have nothing against black people. I just want to crack their heads open.