I was working as an extra on Police Academy 5 when i was invited to a hotel suite afterparty. There, Lance Kinsey and GW Bailey spitroasted me while Rene Auberjonois glazed his goo upon me. GW was yelling Faster Proctor PROC-TOR as he slammed his spongey spunkgun into my GREAZED & SLEAZED gasmglove. GW kept coating my ring with cocaine and using his fingers to get up in me. I had hoped for the BBC of Michael Winslow, and his noises, but alas he wasn’t into literal boipussy.
In a different part of the suite, I kept hearing Ohhhh Ohhh moans and it was only after i’d be creamed a couple times over that they stopped and i saw another young guy that was in the film, who i later learned was Scott Weinger who later featured in full house. Stuffing his sissyhole with nasty nectar was Commandant Lassard himself, George Gaynes. He cleaned up, i got a few more shots of manmuck, then the older gentleman had a full out l********** while i caught my bearing in a chair, and Lance smoked an opium-dipped cigarette. He offered me a drag, and i don’t remember really anything after. But i know i was one with the nectar.
I’m in a scene in the airport, at the fountainbleau, and at dinner key. this all went down at the now-torn down Mutiny hotel
– CORVALLUS
