Corvallus your local neighborhood pansexual fuckbeast checking in. I’ll be at various parks around the Orlando area today huffing hombre hose horchata! If you’re in the bathroom you’re getting a s*** off. The first park I went into there was a maintenance worker taking a dump inside the stall, I jimmied open the lock and he said “hey what are you doing?” I said “I’m Corvallus and I’m here to clean your c***!”.
He seemed reluctant but I eventually got his uncircumcised latin yam into my greedy mouth and he didn’t last more than 90 seconds before he untapped a thick load of heavy horchata.
The next one was a 75 year old homeless man sleeping on the floor. His c*** was not very long but it was rock hard and I had my face buried in his gray bush for 30 minutes.
Go to the park, you could be next!
C*** Craving Cumguzzler Corvallus
