I shoved two nut socks behind my bed coz I was too lazy to put them in the laundry and it didn’t look very suspicious because they were from the same pair. I thought they were going to live there for generations until I felt bothered enough, but like who in their right mind would touch em if they knew what they really were.
A week later and I’m looking for my cat so I check under my bed…
Both of the socks are gone.
I find out my mother has crawled under my bed at some time and has removed them without biowaste gloves.
Big yikes.
