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I found the perfect solution to end all r**** within a generation: make a law that when a male baby is born, within a year of his birth, his p**** has to be surgically removed and in its place, a permanent foley bag inserted so he can still urinate. And it has to be done within a year so he won’t have any memory of how pleasurable his p**** was. Once the surgery occurs, his name is updated to a database so the health department doesn’t have to send the parents any reminders and he gets a nice certificate of p**** removal. And a lollipop from the doctor.

Note: this is a piece of satire designed to get feminists happy. And maybe as a piece of literautre that wakes people up as to how anti-male society is becoming. As a side note, I love males. The male s** is wonderful but I do not think they are appreciated enough in today’s society. Guys, I’m sorry if you have ever felt afraid to flirt, afraid to be alone with a woman, or afraid to give a woman a compliment.

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  • white people..

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 2:39 pm Reply
  • Third world penis problems.

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 3:18 pm Reply
  • I like men too, that’s why I tease the shit out of them.

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 3:36 pm Reply
  • Feminism is simply the radical concept that women are people. No castration sought or wanted. Ending violence against girls and women is wanted. 😸

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 4:35 pm Reply
    • Well, then why are most feminists today complaning about how a man telling a woman how nice or good she looks is sexual harassment?

      Anonymous March 21, 2019 4:47 pm Reply
      • Not the commentator but if you’re going to throw out words like “most” you need to have statistics to back that up.

        Anonymous March 21, 2019 4:51 pm Reply
    • Tell them

      Anonymous March 21, 2019 5:13 pm Reply
  • You’re a moron. I’m a feminist. Don’t want anyone’s manhood chopped off. I do want equal pay for equal work, autonomy over my body, and to not be raped. Simple! The only time you hear about feminazis lunatics wanting to chop men’s balls off it’s just men saying that’s what feminists want. Also, any *unwanted* touching is harassment (legally speaking). If a man has ever been “afraid to flirt” he’s either a creep who doesn’t know how to make a woman feel safe OR he’s should just learn to sit back & let the woman decide if she wants to flirt with him! A man is not entitled to a conversation with me! Anyway- you’re ridiculous.

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 5:28 pm Reply
  • I’m also a feminist and agree with most of what you wrote. However your tone is a bit overwrought. You might want to rethink it.

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 5:52 pm Reply
  • You’re just jealous

    Anonymous March 21, 2019 7:20 pm Reply
    • Who is? Of what?

      Anonymous March 21, 2019 9:42 pm Reply
    • The penis is an ugly organ trust me no one is jealous of that. Everyone would be hot lesbians if they could. The male body is an ugly thing.

      Anonymous March 23, 2019 12:55 am Reply

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