In high school, Jodi was the IT girl…slender, gorgeous face, everyone’s hottie. Now she is a f****** mess from drinking and eating and not taking care of herself and is like 240 pounds and her features look like someone who did a lot of drinking and drugs, like one of those crystal-meth horrors only with booze and cigarettes. I want to have s** with her, though, and think of what she looked like in the 11th grade while we do it.

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