Would Corvallus refuse a dogs load? I wonder if that's apart of the whole "no loads refused" policy...

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Would Corvallus refuse a dogs load? I wonder if that’s apart of the whole “no loads refused” policy…

New Confession

Flying down I-75
’bout to hop on 696
I look over this f****** chick’s tryna fix her makeup
I’m like, B****,
you ain’t a plastic surgeon
I advise ya to put up your visor,
I’m getting kinda ticked
You’re blocking my side mirror, she’s like “Yeah, so?”
I’m like, “So? You gon’ need a stitch you keep actin’ like that, ho
I look like your husband,
s***? That’s a rhetorical question
You talk to me like you talk to him, I’ll f*** you up
In fact, get in the backseat,
like the rest of my dates
No b**** rides shotgun, what taxi?

-Bad Meets Evil.

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I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton her pants and make out with her while unbuttoning her polo and taking her cute shoes off. Maybe even have a taste of her socked feet. If only I didn’t have a moral compass.