People ask me "Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?" And I'd have to say it's: - Wade Boggs - Jose Canseco - Prince Fielder

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People ask me “Corvallus which MLB players had the most fragrant backbushes?”

And I’d have to say it’s:

– Wade Boggs

– Jose Canseco

– Prince Fielder

– Bryn Smith

– Sergio Romo

But nobody’s BACKBUSH was bushier or more fragrant than HOFer Dennis Eckersley.

I stuck my Yiddish nose all the way in that caca cavern.

Best MLB sausage? Randy Johnson

— Corvo Breedo

New Confession

Mini boys in Gaza with no family and no girlfriends f*** the pussies of the boys for o*****. They don’t care if anybody sees them or not. They’re all f****** each other but that’s all they have some.

Sometimes it seems like they are relieved to have Israel soldiers show up and f*** their pussies because it causes them to ejaculate and they don’t have to m*********. There is some phobia about m*********** so they would rather be fucked by the soldiers then to m********* their d***. They stand around and watch until the boys shoot until it’s their turn to be fucked.

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I rose from the dead and create a revolution, you can’t even get out of bed and get a job, I died for your sins, you are PATHETIC!
-Evil Jesus.