Got a collect call from the Miami Dade jail and it was Corvallus. He said he was having a marvelous time in there with all the black bucks and asked me if

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Got a collect call from the Miami Dade jail and it was Corvallus. He said he was having a marvelous time in there with all the black bucks and asked me if someone could sneak in some Tina or poppers for him. He said Foot Long LeBron and Turd Tickler Tyrone say what’s up too. That lucky basterd.

Cream Gene Oberlin

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.

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