Crack a can of pepsi on your head
I slept with my male best friend knowing that he just recently impregnated his long-term girlfriend. He even slept with her afterwards. She is currently dealing with an ectopic pregnancy. I have a lot of regret. It just felt so good during the time.
I like this girl E*f*** L**** but apparently she’s a lesbian all this time. Man what a waste. I loved her tomboyish style. Damn I wanted to f*ck that girl, so bad. I can just imagine hugging her from behind and teasing her. Then in private times, I would unbutton her pants and make out with her while unbuttoning her polo and taking her cute shoes off. Maybe even have a taste of her socked feet. If only I didn’t have a moral compass.
