I was certified a retard, but who's laughing now, I'm a comedian that makes more money den my fucken grocery store clerk dad.

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I was certified a retard, but who’s laughing now, I’m a comedian that makes more money den my fucken grocery store clerk dad.

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I recently let a dog lick my c***. I was watching a friend’s dog while they were away, and I was h****, so I got naked, laid down, and rubbed a bit of peanut butter on my rock hard c***. She licked it all off, and her tongue felt incredible, especially when she licked the big purple head. It felt so good that she made me c**, and she continued to lick up my c** as it shot out. Best b****** I ever had. I got some more doggie head later that day. It was on my mind to try f****** her, to get my hard c*** deep in her tight doggie p****, to fill her up with my c**, but I didn’t make that leap-yet.

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Why is it so important to people in power to control my feelings and desires? Don’t they realize we are as driven by s3xual needs as they are? Nobody coerced or gave me carnel knowledge it came from my DNA. I felt the need to share my g******* at an early age. I at 7 lost my virginity straddling our blue heeler pushing his cute little pink p3nis inside my P()ssy, it grew rapidly impaling me to extents that scared me. I now know I wasn’t an evil s***, I was a natural uninhibited human with desires I now understand. If I want a baby by the most important people in my life why is it anyone else business? We can’t help who we fall in love with but we also have desires to be impregnated, not always by the same man we feel secure enough with to marry. Why do we let Social Norms out weigh our instinctive desires? It really turns me on thinking about being impregnated by my incestuous desires, my husband isn’t god in bed but he likes to watch. We are going to let nature take it’s course, who ever it maybe but he likes seeing me with daddy most then his dad then my brothers.