Every year my Mom takes photos of the Christmas tree. She makes me stand behind one of the branches and hang my balls out like they were hanging from the tree. I have to put them over the branch. Sometimes I put them under the branch like they were hanging from the branch.
I had to stand between two branches last year and the tree had short needle that stuck me everywhere. The tree from the year before had long soft needles which weren’t so bad.
Mom painted my balls with red food coloring to make them look like tree ornaments. She shows the pics to her friends and they all laugh about my balls hanging on the tree and my erection poking out over the branch.
This year the tree has long soft needles so it won’t be too bad to put my balls and erection on the branch. Mom likes keeping a family photo album on her computer with pics of me and my balls and usually an erection.