What I wouldn't give to be able to teleport and time travel and slap the shit out of every shitty parent in every generation. Seriously, I'm pretty sure

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What I wouldn’t give to be able to teleport and time travel and slap the s*** out of every s***** parent in every generation. Seriously, I’m pretty sure parenting classes that do more than just teaching how to physically take care of children exist, and clearly a lot of parents didn’t even attempt to attend. It’s like they think that being a parent absolves them from learning anything new or something…despite parenting being a responsibility.

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My pseudonym is rhoderick beery of fiserv and I spread false science. I falsely believe that closing the blinds magically makes the room cooler but am totally omitting the fact that the sunlight has already heated up in the inner blind, and the heat radiates into the room from that. Lol :\ It turns out actually f****** turning on the A/C is the answer and is the more efficient approach.

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Why is it so important to people in power to control my feelings and desires? Don’t they realize we are as driven by s3xual needs as they are? Nobody coerced or gave me carnel knowledge it came from my DNA. I felt the need to share my g******* at an early age. I at 7 lost my virginity straddling our blue heeler pushing his cute little pink p3nis inside my P()ssy, it grew rapidly impaling me to extents that scared me. I now know I wasn’t an evil s***, I was a natural uninhibited human with desires I now understand. If I want a baby by the most important people in my life why is it anyone else business? We can’t help who we fall in love with but we also have desires to be impregnated, not always by the same man we feel secure enough with to marry. Why do we let Social Norms out weigh our instinctive desires? It really turns me on thinking about being impregnated by my incestuous desires, my husband isn’t god in bed but he likes to watch. We are going to let nature take it’s course, who ever it maybe but he likes seeing me with daddy most then his dad then my brothers.