Wolfe Blitzen in the situation room. We have breaking news out of China... From a reliable source quote "the chinky chinky commie zipper heads are

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Wolfe Blitzen in the situation room. We have breaking news out of China… From a reliable source quote “the chinky chinky commie zipper heads are dropping dead” at this very moment at what would seem an extremely alarming rate. From what? We have no f****** clue but apparently it’s Armageddon over there for the Chinese. The apocalypse has has arrived for China? I think? So it would seem.

I’m getting word now ///finger on one ear/// from Karma? Karma has struck the Chinese.

We turn now to our Chinese correspondent, Who Flung Dung, for the latest.

New Confession

I just fucked the living s*** out of my niece and I honestly liked it. She was sleeping in a short skirt with a pretty red Lacey thong. I pulled it to the side and started to lick. Next thing I knew I was c****** in her a**. I forced her to take it and she just ran off. Should I be scared?

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