So.. what you are waiting is you are a lesbian woman?

Are you gluten free and lactose intolerant? Do you look like Meg Griffin?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, that’s a tough break. Are by you by chance the “NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!” woman on her knees looking to the sky who looks like a cross between Waldo from Where’s Waldo and a lumberjack without a beard when Trump won the election?