Any h**** dudes in the mood for a little BACKPUSSY today? Just like a regular p**** with 100% less bitching and menstruation.
I’ll throw on ESPN UFC or something macho while you get your nut! Take your stress and frustrations out on my backsnatch at the alligator fuckhouse today! Free chili cheese dogs and Heinekens!
Park at La Carreta and look for my sign! I’m GREAZED AND SLEAZED and waiting for your HARD C***! Jizzlemen, mount up!
— Corvallus Bronson Winslow III
