You’re lucky I don’t hop on a plane back to New York and pull up and beat the brakes off of you right in front of your mother with an aluminum baseball

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You’re lucky I don’t hop on a plane back to New York and pull up and beat the brakes off of you right in front of your mother with an aluminum baseball bat. You’re very lucky, very f****** lucky you f****** rat snitch motherfucking punk…

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