Only if you’re a woman, but I gotta be honest. I’m not big on let names. They don’t really turn me on. I don’t mind it of she knows me, and it could be anyone, the secretary at work calling me dear or hun or a woman I see frequently. That’s alright. We earned our stripes. We can get away with that.

That statement feels kind of yucky TBH. I can’t think of a single woman in my life who would be in the right to make a statement like that to me. I don’t like pet names. I don’t want to say trashy, but it’s like a 1970’s gun chewing waitress.

If you’re a dude well then I’m doing terribly. I’m really creeped out. You’re creepy. You’re so creepy if you made a statement like that to me in person, the only thing I could think to do would be to punch you in the face as hard as I can, then leave.