A surefire way to keep me despising Katy Perry is to keep playing Hot N Cold on the easy rock station.

Let me tell you something…

I am never hot and then cold, back and forth. I am observe a situation, make an educated guess as to what kind of a train wreck it will end up in if any based on what I see and hear, and then make a decision on what I have gathered. If I had done this throughout my life, I would have saved myself some major headaches.

I have hated Katy Perry since the first second I heard her voice and it only got worse every time after.

I’m cold and I’m cold, I’m no then I’m no, I’m done and I’m done, I’m right when I’m right.