You and Tom sound like an exceptionally strange couple.
You’re f****** weird. Was that supposed to be hot? Because I read up until I saw the name tom, and only because I made a bet with myself “I bet this post is about that Tom f***** and his retarded wife…” Sure enough there it is. I won, then I quit reading because not only is it not hot, it’s boring!
Please refrain from writing romance novels. You are terrible at it.
