F*** F*** F*** Started off being a really bad day yesterday. I’ve been using my moms v******* . Been a few times I had replace the batteries . This time ! Nope I guess we worn it out . I thought ok lets replace it ? Off to adult toy store . F*** again . Say what ? I’m to young to enter the store . Went back home . Waited for her to get home from work . Sucked it up and told her . She giggled and laughed . She replied well I guess will go shopping tonight . Here we are parked at the stores parking lot. She looked at me and said well ? I replied well what ? She replied the money for my new v******* ? Gave her the money and off she went . Me sitting in the car . About ten minute’s later she’s walking back to the car . She hands me the shopping bag and says check out my new v******* . I looked in the bag holy s*** she brought two . I looked at her and smiled . And said thanks mom . Today coming home from work this morning . Another surprise on top my dresser was the money I gave her yesterday . Mom your the best .
