I want Donald Trump to become president again so that the world will finally end in nuclear war and I could die.

No matter how many times I‘ve tried to commit suicide by overdosing on pills, I always wake up to this fucked up world.

I believe Donald Trump is the solution to my problem.

He’s a most incompetent leader and the worst President in American history so there’s no doubt in my mind that he will create the conditions needed for World War 3 and I can finally die since I live in between a nuclear submarine base and a nuclear weapons depot which has to be a targeted by America’s enemies.

So yes, I’m voting for Trump so I can finally die…