Mother makes me wash my birdie everyday while she supervisors. Sometimes one of my sisters is assigned to oversee the washing and drying.

I have to soap it up until it is really covered with bubbles. Then I hang it in the sink and my sister pours Dixie cups of hot water over it. She uses water that is too hot and I don’t like it. I have to use the washcloth to rinse under my balls. Then she takes the towel and rubs it dry. She is rough with it and pulls on my balls. I’m not allowed to complain because Mother wants it kept clean.