The nurse called in her ‘Team’ and they held me down and put me in restraints. She added a strap around my knees so I couldn’t close my legs. After I was tightly secured the ‘Team’ left.
The nurse grabbed my c*** and pulled it up and toward her. She angrily said, ‘I’ll put a catheter up this thing.’ Pulling my c*** also lifted my balls so the CNA on the other side had a good view of my ball sac. The CNA gleefully said. ‘Oh here’s a nice vein in his scrotum. I can put an IV in that!’ The CNA then tapped and smacked the vein and then flicked it with her middle finger. I groaned because each blow was hitting my ball. The nurse chuckled and remarked, ‘Oh my, sensitive little things aren’t they?’
The CNA explored my extended shaft and excitedly declared, ‘He’s got some nice veins in his shaft. I’d love to put an IV in here.’ The nurse said, “I suppose we should get an IV line in him just in case. Let’s take care of other things first and then he’s all yours. You can stick an IV in anywhere you please.’
The CNA was sent to get the ultrasound cart. The nurse kept her firm grip on the skin under the head of my c***. The nurse did an ultrasound proving there was urine in my bladder and providing justification for catheterizing me. She used a gel for the ultra sound and some gel dripped on my balls. She cleaned the gel off my balls with a swatting motion. I groaned as each swat impacted my balls.
The nurse said, ‘These are too sensitive,’ as she grasp the whole ball sac. ‘At your age you don’t need them. They can be removed. I’ll be glad to take care of that for you.’
She added she would take me to the short procedures unit and remove them as she held my balls in her hand. I said I’d like to keep them. The CNA shook her head negatively and said ‘You don’t need them.’
The nurse said, ‘That’s right, they are heavy and just in the way. I’ll suture it up so it looks totally natural, like they’ve never been there. It will look so nice and you’ll like it.’ The CNA added that I’d feel much better with them off. She said castrated males live longer and healthier lives. The nurse said, ‘That’s right. You’ll feel better and happier without the moodiness.’
I said I wanted to keep them. The Nurse replied, ‘We’ll see.’ She said ‘You may go to sleep and wake up without them. You’ll thank me. It will hurt for a few days until the stitches come out but then you’ll be so happy they’re gone.’
She said, ‘It’s catheter time.’ She told the CNA to get a 22 size. The CNA asked if she wanted it that large. The nurse said yes. The CNA returned with the catheter and the nurse said she always like to start with a large one for the first time. The CNA asked if she could put it in.
The nurse said sure and the CNA scrubbed my c*** and balls with a white foamy stuff and a stiff brush that hurt. As I moaned, the nurse said, ‘I guess that thing hasn’t had a good scrubbing.’ Then she wiped the foam off and the CNA open an alcohol wipe and wiped my shaft. It burned. The she opened another and wiped my balls. They burned too from the harsh scrubbing.
The CNA stuck a Q-tip in my shaft opening. It was just inside the opening and the rest of the Q-tip was dangling out. The CNA took out her phone and took a few pics. I sort of gasp and the nurse grabbed my balls and said, ‘You don’t have any objections do you?” as she squeezed harder. With the squeezing of my balls I said ‘no objections.’
The CNA was going to lubricate the catheter but the nurse said to ‘Dry Catheter’ him. So the CNA pulled out the Q-tip and stuck in the dry catheter. Then she asked the nurse, ‘Do you want me to force it all the way up his thing?” The nurse said, ‘That’s the idea. I want him appreciate the process.’
The CNA forced the catheter all the way up, inside of my c***. I could feel it going deeper and deeper inside me. I felt it between my balls and then back toward my a*** opening where it turned upwards inside me. The CNA pushed it though my sphincter muscle while I agonized. They both laughed and said it must have hit the right spot.
Despite the pain I was fully erect as she finished the insertion and inflated the retention balloon. So they took the opportunity to take more pics of me strapped down with my thing sticking up in the air, impaled on their catheter.
They left my thing sticking out in open view of anyone who came into the room. The CNA checked back later and reported to the nurse that I still had an erection. The nurse came in the room and the CNA said ‘His thing has been sticking up for a long time and it’s purple.’
The nurse grasp it and said it sure was hard and that’s why it was purple. The CNA grasp it and noted it was rock hard but cold. The nurse said, ‘I’ll check his thing later and if it’s still erect I’ll give him something. I think he just needs a trip to the short procedures unit to have those balls snipped.’ Then she smacked my balls rapidly while the CNA smiled.
In response to my request for privacy the nurse taped my eyes shut so I couldn’t see who came in the room to examine my thing and take pics. She said, ‘There now you have privacy. You won’t see anyone in the room. Can’t get more private than that!’
The nurse and her CNA left the room. When she came back to check on my thing, the erection had partially gone down. It was the longest erection I ever had. Others came in and out and some examined my thing and catheter. They talked about me like I wasn’t there. I heard the shutter sound as they took pics.
I had no choice but to sign the photo release the nurse demanded. I also wrote that the nursing care was excellent. I wonder if the extra large diameter catheter or the very rough forced insertion did any damage. I have a tingling in my thing, difficulty get erect, and my balls hurt. I am hesitant to see a doctor as no one would believe me.
My last good erection was when they catheterized me and it got rock hard and stayed that way.
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