• 1 year ago

Here Is What They Found In Donald Trump’s Safe!

Here is the list of what was found in Trump’s safe. He’s going to jail for sure, this time because they found:

Thousands of McDonald’s receipts.
Three pallets of Norvell Premium Sunless Tanning Solution, Dark 1.
The kickstand for Biden’s bike.
Photos of Mike Obama’s massive erection and balls.
Several dozen copies of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
Little tiny shampoos which were stolen from the White House bathroom.
Obama’s actual birth certificate.
A note that reads “You FBI guys are low IQ. Sad! Not good!”
A signed agreement between Trump and Pence that he would not “mean tweet” Pence.
The actual nuclear codes and not the fake ones he slipped to Biden.

Simply Confess